Ed Helms

Unless you bought one of those kids' toys that had uranium in it, in which case you might be down for the count. That was shocking. One of the earlier snafus, some kid toy.

Unless you bought one of those kids' toys that had uranium in it, in which case you might be down for the count. That was shocking. One of the earlier snafus, some kid toy.

Unless you bought one of those kids' toys that had uranium in it, in which case you might be down for the count. That was shocking. One of the earlier snafus, some kid toy.

It sounds awesome.

It sounds awesome.

It sounds awesome.

Generally not. And it's, oh, it's safe if you don't open this forbidden container. Every kid's like, get the hammer. I want to see this glowing stuff. Of course. It's like when your parents go, yeah, we used to break thermometers and dump the mercury around our hand and put it in our mouth and spit it at each other. Yes. Probably shouldn't have done that. Probably shouldn't have.

Generally not. And it's, oh, it's safe if you don't open this forbidden container. Every kid's like, get the hammer. I want to see this glowing stuff. Of course. It's like when your parents go, yeah, we used to break thermometers and dump the mercury around our hand and put it in our mouth and spit it at each other. Yes. Probably shouldn't have done that. Probably shouldn't have.

Generally not. And it's, oh, it's safe if you don't open this forbidden container. Every kid's like, get the hammer. I want to see this glowing stuff. Of course. It's like when your parents go, yeah, we used to break thermometers and dump the mercury around our hand and put it in our mouth and spit it at each other. Yes. Probably shouldn't have done that. Probably shouldn't have.

Probably dealing with some consequences still. Oh, yeah. No wonder you have dementia and you're 45, Jordan. Yeah. The CIA wanted to wire cats for surveillance. Scientology infiltrated the U.S. government and the IRS, which is that story was nuts. A lot of close Cold War calls in the book as well. I really enjoy these snafus. Did you have a wait, this one can't be real moment in this book?

Probably dealing with some consequences still. Oh, yeah. No wonder you have dementia and you're 45, Jordan. Yeah. The CIA wanted to wire cats for surveillance. Scientology infiltrated the U.S. government and the IRS, which is that story was nuts. A lot of close Cold War calls in the book as well. I really enjoy these snafus. Did you have a wait, this one can't be real moment in this book?

Probably dealing with some consequences still. Oh, yeah. No wonder you have dementia and you're 45, Jordan. Yeah. The CIA wanted to wire cats for surveillance. Scientology infiltrated the U.S. government and the IRS, which is that story was nuts. A lot of close Cold War calls in the book as well. I really enjoy these snafus. Did you have a wait, this one can't be real moment in this book?

It seems like there's at least more than maybe a handful.

It seems like there's at least more than maybe a handful.

It seems like there's at least more than maybe a handful.

Grotesque.

Grotesque.

Grotesque.

The guy's doing that. When you're explaining this in the book and you're like, yeah, there's a guy behind the wall and there's a sex worker and she's drugging the guy and then they're banging. That guy was probably just, I don't know if this is working, but it's working for me. Exactly. Come on, man.

The guy's doing that. When you're explaining this in the book and you're like, yeah, there's a guy behind the wall and there's a sex worker and she's drugging the guy and then they're banging. That guy was probably just, I don't know if this is working, but it's working for me. Exactly. Come on, man.