Ed Larson

I'll tell you right now, Tiffany's. Because if it went through a human shit river. I'm going to do this. Right now, Tiffany's, I'll take them off your hands, five grand. Five grand? Yeah, take them off your hands, all right? People don't want them poo-poo diamonds. Tiffany's, ten grand. You go, whoa, hey, we're in a bidding war.

I'll tell you right now, Tiffany's. Because if it went through a human shit river. I'm going to do this. Right now, Tiffany's, I'll take them off your hands, five grand. Five grand? Yeah, take them off your hands, all right? People don't want them poo-poo diamonds. Tiffany's, ten grand. You go, whoa, hey, we're in a bidding war.

I'll tell you right now, Tiffany's. Because if it went through a human shit river. I'm going to do this. Right now, Tiffany's, I'll take them off your hands, five grand. Five grand? Yeah, take them off your hands, all right? People don't want them poo-poo diamonds. Tiffany's, ten grand. You go, whoa, hey, we're in a bidding war.

Don't come against me, man. No, I'm not coming against you. I just want to buy Julie something nice. Yeah, but then— But I'm never going to spend more than ten grand on earrings, so I might as well get really nice ones for her. Yeah, but I don't know if—because I'm willing to go up to 12th. Are you willing to go up to 12 or are you going up to 12? We'll see what happens.

Don't come against me, man. No, I'm not coming against you. I just want to buy Julie something nice. Yeah, but then— But I'm never going to spend more than ten grand on earrings, so I might as well get really nice ones for her. Yeah, but I don't know if—because I'm willing to go up to 12th. Are you willing to go up to 12 or are you going up to 12? We'll see what happens.

Don't come against me, man. No, I'm not coming against you. I just want to buy Julie something nice. Yeah, but then— But I'm never going to spend more than ten grand on earrings, so I might as well get really nice ones for her. Yeah, but I don't know if—because I'm willing to go up to 12th. Are you willing to go up to 12 or are you going up to 12? We'll see what happens.

Well, I mean, tell Tiffany's right now. I'm going to wait until the very end of the auction. Oh, well, the auction's closed for 10. What the fuck you? Give me the money. No, I do want to know. I feel like we should be able to get a discount. These are poo-poo diamonds. These are poo-poo diamonds.

Well, I mean, tell Tiffany's right now. I'm going to wait until the very end of the auction. Oh, well, the auction's closed for 10. What the fuck you? Give me the money. No, I do want to know. I feel like we should be able to get a discount. These are poo-poo diamonds. These are poo-poo diamonds.

Well, I mean, tell Tiffany's right now. I'm going to wait until the very end of the auction. Oh, well, the auction's closed for 10. What the fuck you? Give me the money. No, I do want to know. I feel like we should be able to get a discount. These are poo-poo diamonds. These are poo-poo diamonds.

You don't mean to tell me because no matter what you do, when you give these poo-poo diamonds to whoever you love. It's got to be less than half a mil. If there's $7.70 now, when they resell these diamonds... $15,000. Now, what if he dies? What if he dies? Because if you swallow a tooth, you can cut off your esophagus and you could die. To be honest, I think that if he dies, it pushes it up.

You don't mean to tell me because no matter what you do, when you give these poo-poo diamonds to whoever you love. It's got to be less than half a mil. If there's $7.70 now, when they resell these diamonds... $15,000. Now, what if he dies? What if he dies? Because if you swallow a tooth, you can cut off your esophagus and you could die. To be honest, I think that if he dies, it pushes it up.

You don't mean to tell me because no matter what you do, when you give these poo-poo diamonds to whoever you love. It's got to be less than half a mil. If there's $7.70 now, when they resell these diamonds... $15,000. Now, what if he dies? What if he dies? Because if you swallow a tooth, you can cut off your esophagus and you could die. To be honest, I think that if he dies, it pushes it up.

You think it makes it more expensive? Oh, yeah. No, but if he dies... Because then they're a murder weapon. Do they go in him and cut these earrings out and then give them back to Tiffany's or is he buried with them? If I was Tiffany, I would do exactly that. I don't know if Tiffany's is allowed to say whether or not. This is, I feel like, a weird legal ground here.

You think it makes it more expensive? Oh, yeah. No, but if he dies... Because then they're a murder weapon. Do they go in him and cut these earrings out and then give them back to Tiffany's or is he buried with them? If I was Tiffany, I would do exactly that. I don't know if Tiffany's is allowed to say whether or not. This is, I feel like, a weird legal ground here.

You think it makes it more expensive? Oh, yeah. No, but if he dies... Because then they're a murder weapon. Do they go in him and cut these earrings out and then give them back to Tiffany's or is he buried with them? If I was Tiffany, I would do exactly that. I don't know if Tiffany's is allowed to say whether or not. This is, I feel like, a weird legal ground here.

You don't think that Tiffany's doesn't have, like, a contingency plan for this or, like, a morgue? There's no way that there's not a Tiffany's morgue. You know, all in that, like, blue color. Whatever they do, you know, that Tiffany blue. This is actually, I do think that while this is a silly question. He could easily die. The back of these earrings could rip up his intestines.

You don't think that Tiffany's doesn't have, like, a contingency plan for this or, like, a morgue? There's no way that there's not a Tiffany's morgue. You know, all in that, like, blue color. Whatever they do, you know, that Tiffany blue. This is actually, I do think that while this is a silly question. He could easily die. The back of these earrings could rip up his intestines.

You don't think that Tiffany's doesn't have, like, a contingency plan for this or, like, a morgue? There's no way that there's not a Tiffany's morgue. You know, all in that, like, blue color. Whatever they do, you know, that Tiffany blue. This is actually, I do think that while this is a silly question. He could easily die. The back of these earrings could rip up his intestines.

This man can get sepsis and die. Talk about blood diamonds. Seriously, yes, exactly. Blood and stool diamonds. Now, I wonder if you... For Tiffany's, it's not that this hasn't happened before, but I don't think that they... I've never heard of it. I don't know. I don't know if you'd leave behind... I don't know what Tiffany's rules would be.

This man can get sepsis and die. Talk about blood diamonds. Seriously, yes, exactly. Blood and stool diamonds. Now, I wonder if you... For Tiffany's, it's not that this hasn't happened before, but I don't think that they... I've never heard of it. I don't know. I don't know if you'd leave behind... I don't know what Tiffany's rules would be.