Ed Larson

She was there.

Take that priest and put him in the ocean.

you fucking for real oh yeah but uh yeah i love tootsie i love her so much i cried way more than a big man should cry yesterday and uh i i will see you on the other side old girl and um if there is a afterlife you were already yeah that's the thing i think she'd already been there but we love you tootsie i love you enjoy last piece of my mom yeah well again no no that's wrong my aunt

Oh, wait, before we move on, in honor of Tootsie's last wishes for you to come to Phoenix this weekend so I can sell out this show.

If you love Tootsie at all, you would come to the Desert Ridge Improv on Sunday and see me, Amber, and Julie perform live.

And she's like, please tell them to fly in.

Tell them to come in from all parts of the world and celebrate.

This is going to be Tootsie's funeral.

He's bringing her body.

Yeah, we're going to shoot her out of a cannon at the end, which is what they like in Phoenix.

The only thing they like is a dead dog there.

In honor of Grogu blowing himself throughout the entire movie.

We have talented fans.

It's easier to do if you still have your foreskin.

Apparently.

She's like, you know what?

I'm dumping you.

Rob's just got a video on of a cow sucking its own udders.

I never do things like that anymore.

What's that movie with the chick who kills the guy's pretty young woman or something like that?