Ed Larson

He thought that he should have been hailed as a hero, and he even worked his nearly fatal assault into a bit for his stand-up comedy routine. You gotta write what you know.

It's a fucking terrible routine. It's out there. You can see it. But yeah, it's just him warbling on about it. I thought I was going to get a medal. Apparently it's a felony in Texas to tase a pedophile. I am surprised that it is. Do you want to play any new stand-up? No, I don't want to give him a single bit of fucking air. Well, he's at least not getting paid for it now. No, he's not.

It's a fucking terrible routine. It's out there. You can see it. But yeah, it's just him warbling on about it. I thought I was going to get a medal. Apparently it's a felony in Texas to tase a pedophile. I am surprised that it is. Do you want to play any new stand-up? No, I don't want to give him a single bit of fucking air. Well, he's at least not getting paid for it now. No, he's not.

It's a fucking terrible routine. It's out there. You can see it. But yeah, it's just him warbling on about it. I thought I was going to get a medal. Apparently it's a felony in Texas to tase a pedophile. I am surprised that it is. Do you want to play any new stand-up? No, I don't want to give him a single bit of fucking air. Well, he's at least not getting paid for it now. No, he's not.

Now, this incident seemed to bring Lori and her brother Alex even closer, because soon after, Lori convinced her husband Charles to move the whole family to a suburb of Phoenix, just a few miles from where Alex lived. Life, however, was relatively uneventful for the next few years. But in 2012, Charles Vallow's nephew fathered a baby who was born premature.

Now, this incident seemed to bring Lori and her brother Alex even closer, because soon after, Lori convinced her husband Charles to move the whole family to a suburb of Phoenix, just a few miles from where Alex lived. Life, however, was relatively uneventful for the next few years. But in 2012, Charles Vallow's nephew fathered a baby who was born premature.

Now, this incident seemed to bring Lori and her brother Alex even closer, because soon after, Lori convinced her husband Charles to move the whole family to a suburb of Phoenix, just a few miles from where Alex lived. Life, however, was relatively uneventful for the next few years. But in 2012, Charles Vallow's nephew fathered a baby who was born premature.

The nephew and the mother were both addicts, so social services put the baby in the care of Charles Vallow's sister, Kay Woodcock. By addict, do you mean like chocoholic? I mean like heroinaholic. Oh, that's so much worse than chocolate.

The nephew and the mother were both addicts, so social services put the baby in the care of Charles Vallow's sister, Kay Woodcock. By addict, do you mean like chocoholic? I mean like heroinaholic. Oh, that's so much worse than chocolate.

The nephew and the mother were both addicts, so social services put the baby in the care of Charles Vallow's sister, Kay Woodcock. By addict, do you mean like chocoholic? I mean like heroinaholic. Oh, that's so much worse than chocolate.

Maybe methaholic.

Maybe methaholic.

Maybe methaholic.

They were never truly, like, they were never that clear about it. That's going to be my sitcom, methaholic. If it's 2012, that's still kind of like that in-between time between meth and heroin. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could be either. Could be both. Well, the child was Joshua Jackson, better known as J.J.,

They were never truly, like, they were never that clear about it. That's going to be my sitcom, methaholic. If it's 2012, that's still kind of like that in-between time between meth and heroin. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could be either. Could be both. Well, the child was Joshua Jackson, better known as J.J.,

They were never truly, like, they were never that clear about it. That's going to be my sitcom, methaholic. If it's 2012, that's still kind of like that in-between time between meth and heroin. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could be either. Could be both. Well, the child was Joshua Jackson, better known as J.J.,

Charles' sister Kay was too old to raise a baby, so a few months after gaining custody, Charles and Lori adopted J.J., and as a result, J.J. Vallow would be the other child to die under Lori Vallow's care.

Charles' sister Kay was too old to raise a baby, so a few months after gaining custody, Charles and Lori adopted J.J., and as a result, J.J. Vallow would be the other child to die under Lori Vallow's care.

Charles' sister Kay was too old to raise a baby, so a few months after gaining custody, Charles and Lori adopted J.J., and as a result, J.J. Vallow would be the other child to die under Lori Vallow's care.

Two years after they adopted J.J., Lori finally realized the Cox family dream when she convinced her husband to move the family to Hawaii, which was also a bit of a fuck you to Joe Ryan, because Joe Ryan had actually moved to Phoenix to be closer to his daughter. But it was in Hawaii that Lori Vallow and Chad Daybell's paths first began to cross. I can feel the vibes. Yeah.