Ed Larson

If you do that, I'll say, you got me. Well, before long, Lori was a committed member of PAP as well. And with a receptive audience, her bullshit very quickly took off to the next level. At PAP meetings, Lori would claim that she no longer needed to sleep because angels would wake her up throughout the night to instruct her on how best to do God's work. She lived on angel energy. That's cool.

If you do that, I'll say, you got me. Well, before long, Lori was a committed member of PAP as well. And with a receptive audience, her bullshit very quickly took off to the next level. At PAP meetings, Lori would claim that she no longer needed to sleep because angels would wake her up throughout the night to instruct her on how best to do God's work. She lived on angel energy. That's cool.

He was crucified by an AIDS victim. No, no, no. I remember now, Jimmy Carter ran him over with a car.

He was crucified by an AIDS victim. No, no, no. I remember now, Jimmy Carter ran him over with a car.

He was crucified by an AIDS victim. No, no, no. I remember now, Jimmy Carter ran him over with a car.

Obviously influenced by Chad Daybell, Lori also claimed to be a personal witness of the resurrected Jesus Christ. And she said that she was regularly visited by the dead spirits of family members. God, she said, had also given her so-called pre-mortal memories.

Obviously influenced by Chad Daybell, Lori also claimed to be a personal witness of the resurrected Jesus Christ. And she said that she was regularly visited by the dead spirits of family members. God, she said, had also given her so-called pre-mortal memories.

Obviously influenced by Chad Daybell, Lori also claimed to be a personal witness of the resurrected Jesus Christ. And she said that she was regularly visited by the dead spirits of family members. God, she said, had also given her so-called pre-mortal memories.

Premortal, as I said earlier, that's a Mormon term for the time people live in the presence of Heavenly Father before we're born on this earth. But in Lori's premortal life, she claimed that she'd been a warrior for Christ, fighting the forces of darkness in the premortal world for millennia.

Premortal, as I said earlier, that's a Mormon term for the time people live in the presence of Heavenly Father before we're born on this earth. But in Lori's premortal life, she claimed that she'd been a warrior for Christ, fighting the forces of darkness in the premortal world for millennia.

Premortal, as I said earlier, that's a Mormon term for the time people live in the presence of Heavenly Father before we're born on this earth. But in Lori's premortal life, she claimed that she'd been a warrior for Christ, fighting the forces of darkness in the premortal world for millennia.

And by the way, also, every time Lori, it fucking drives me nuts, every time Lori Vallow says the word millennia, she extends it into four staccato syllables. Millennia. Yeah, it's fair. God. But when Lori said all this crazy shit to a gathering of Pat members, she got not blank stares or polite nodding, but raucous applause. It's like when I do shows in Florida instead of L.A.

And by the way, also, every time Lori, it fucking drives me nuts, every time Lori Vallow says the word millennia, she extends it into four staccato syllables. Millennia. Yeah, it's fair. God. But when Lori said all this crazy shit to a gathering of Pat members, she got not blank stares or polite nodding, but raucous applause. It's like when I do shows in Florida instead of L.A.

And by the way, also, every time Lori, it fucking drives me nuts, every time Lori Vallow says the word millennia, she extends it into four staccato syllables. Millennia. Yeah, it's fair. God. But when Lori said all this crazy shit to a gathering of Pat members, she got not blank stares or polite nodding, but raucous applause. It's like when I do shows in Florida instead of L.A.

And so, the week after Lori was completely and totally validated for her extraordinarily arrogant beliefs, Melanie Gibb took Lori to a PAP conference in St. George, Utah. Fifteen guest speakers were on the bill, but the one that Lori Vallow wanted to meet more than any of them was her favorite near-death experience author and podcaster, Chad Daybell. Mm-hmm.

And so, the week after Lori was completely and totally validated for her extraordinarily arrogant beliefs, Melanie Gibb took Lori to a PAP conference in St. George, Utah. Fifteen guest speakers were on the bill, but the one that Lori Vallow wanted to meet more than any of them was her favorite near-death experience author and podcaster, Chad Daybell. Mm-hmm.

And so, the week after Lori was completely and totally validated for her extraordinarily arrogant beliefs, Melanie Gibb took Lori to a PAP conference in St. George, Utah. Fifteen guest speakers were on the bill, but the one that Lori Vallow wanted to meet more than any of them was her favorite near-death experience author and podcaster, Chad Daybell. Mm-hmm.

No. I don't know if blowjobs are necessarily Mormon-friendly. Sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com.

No. I don't know if blowjobs are necessarily Mormon-friendly. Sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com.

No. I don't know if blowjobs are necessarily Mormon-friendly. Sidestorieslpotl at gmail.com.