Ed Larson

How is it a 3% chance of landing and they're like, Illinois is fucked?

How is it a 3% chance of landing and they're like, Illinois is fucked?

I think I'd rather know the day the world's going to end than the day I have a heart attack.

I think I'd rather know the day the world's going to end than the day I have a heart attack.

I think I'd rather know the day the world's going to end than the day I have a heart attack.

So you'd rather us all die? Yeah. Well, not rather everyone die. I'm saying if I were to know the future, I'd rather it be a day that we're all going to die together rather than, like, you're going to have a heart attack on August 8th, 2085.

So you'd rather us all die? Yeah. Well, not rather everyone die. I'm saying if I were to know the future, I'd rather it be a day that we're all going to die together rather than, like, you're going to have a heart attack on August 8th, 2085.

So you'd rather us all die? Yeah. Well, not rather everyone die. I'm saying if I were to know the future, I'd rather it be a day that we're all going to die together rather than, like, you're going to have a heart attack on August 8th, 2085.

I mean, it was 2% last week, and now it's 3%, and they're like the Indian Ocean, and next week it's going to be like, ah, it's going to hit Africa, and it's going to be like New York.

I mean, it was 2% last week, and now it's 3%, and they're like the Indian Ocean, and next week it's going to be like, ah, it's going to hit Africa, and it's going to be like New York.

I mean, it was 2% last week, and now it's 3%, and they're like the Indian Ocean, and next week it's going to be like, ah, it's going to hit Africa, and it's going to be like New York.

Well, you know what drives me crazy is also if we know when the world's going to end. I think I'm talking myself out of wanting to know right now. But like if we know who's going to show up to work. And then next thing you know, like, there's no power for the last three days because no one's going to the fucking, to the LADWP.

Well, you know what drives me crazy is also if we know when the world's going to end. I think I'm talking myself out of wanting to know right now. But like if we know who's going to show up to work. And then next thing you know, like, there's no power for the last three days because no one's going to the fucking, to the LADWP.

Well, you know what drives me crazy is also if we know when the world's going to end. I think I'm talking myself out of wanting to know right now. But like if we know who's going to show up to work. And then next thing you know, like, there's no power for the last three days because no one's going to the fucking, to the LADWP.

Yeah, Rob, we have a strict schedule to release these people.

Yeah, Rob, we have a strict schedule to release these people.

Yeah, Rob, we have a strict schedule to release these people.

continue to come out we don't tell certain sectors right just simply for the fact that we're gonna all the rest of us are gonna want to be able to watch tv yeah because when i saw deep impact the one of the things that bothered me the most about that movie and i know it's not real but one of the things that bothered me the most about that movie was that it was the day before the asteroids about to hit and the fucking guy calls a cab

continue to come out we don't tell certain sectors right just simply for the fact that we're gonna all the rest of us are gonna want to be able to watch tv yeah because when i saw deep impact the one of the things that bothered me the most about that movie and i know it's not real but one of the things that bothered me the most about that movie was that it was the day before the asteroids about to hit and the fucking guy calls a cab

continue to come out we don't tell certain sectors right just simply for the fact that we're gonna all the rest of us are gonna want to be able to watch tv yeah because when i saw deep impact the one of the things that bothered me the most about that movie and i know it's not real but one of the things that bothered me the most about that movie was that it was the day before the asteroids about to hit and the fucking guy calls a cab