Ed Larson
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As much jizz as you put on it, Jizmer. You know what I'm saying? Six o'clock on the dot. Dinner reservations. See you in my bed.
Now, this is a dish I like to call macaroni and cheese. And it's made, as you can see here, the cheese is bird shit. And the noodles, birds' intestines. But if you can just close your eyes for a second, it's like you're eating mac and cheese. Just the sound of it. The sound of it reminds me of mac and cheese. It kind of reminds me of... Is my family okay?
Now, this is a dish I like to call macaroni and cheese. And it's made, as you can see here, the cheese is bird shit. And the noodles, birds' intestines. But if you can just close your eyes for a second, it's like you're eating mac and cheese. Just the sound of it. The sound of it reminds me of mac and cheese. It kind of reminds me of... Is my family okay?
Now, this is a dish I like to call macaroni and cheese. And it's made, as you can see here, the cheese is bird shit. And the noodles, birds' intestines. But if you can just close your eyes for a second, it's like you're eating mac and cheese. Just the sound of it. The sound of it reminds me of mac and cheese. It kind of reminds me of... Is my family okay?
Yes, that is the beauty of all this.
Yes, that is the beauty of all this.
Yes, that is the beauty of all this.
They're hungry. They were fucking knocking.
They're hungry. They were fucking knocking.
They're hungry. They were fucking knocking.
Oh, in the lobby. This is a lady.
Oh, in the lobby. This is a lady.
Oh, in the lobby. This is a lady.
You are one. Yes. Your husband is just some funny guy at an office somewhere. Now you're yelling. I am one, though. I am a comedian. And how hard is that to be screaming? Yes. Go! Recognize me! Do you know? Yeah.
You are one. Yes. Your husband is just some funny guy at an office somewhere. Now you're yelling. I am one, though. I am a comedian. And how hard is that to be screaming? Yes. Go! Recognize me! Do you know? Yeah.
You are one. Yes. Your husband is just some funny guy at an office somewhere. Now you're yelling. I am one, though. I am a comedian. And how hard is that to be screaming? Yes. Go! Recognize me! Do you know? Yeah.
I was fat and naked on the SNL 50th.