Ed Larson

I do it to keep eating cheese steaks.

My restaurant owner at the poor house, he loved cocaine.

You know, there was a brief time there where he wasn't doing it, and then all of a sudden I knew he'd gotten back on it because I got a call at 4 a.m.

telling me the soup sucked.

I feel like every once in a while I just have to remind myself I don't like this guy.

I feel like last week, you were really trying hard to be like, you know, he's an asshole, but it's so hard, man, because Count Dante is one of my favorite Americans that have ever been born.

Except for the fact that I don't like his behavior towards women.

This is kind of like the plot of Gross Point Blank.

How can you not?

God, she must have hated money.

Continue to do what you did before.

Yes, make me a Jim Gimlet.

Now try to kick me in the balls.

Let's watch this dime bag disappear into my face.

And don't forget, going for the eyeballs and the throat.

I would say he did grow into it.

Well, if you're just wrestling, it's better than stabbing with a bunch of little swords.

Yeah, yeah.

That's even.

Man grappling a bull, that's even.