Ed Larson

I'm just saying no. No, unfortunately, no. We can only scale. We have to scale up. We have to scale up. But I saw these. I was reading some research for this week's episode of Last Podcast on the left. Yes. And they were talking about how Abraham Lincoln. You guys know the 16th president. He had a very, very good friend. named William Green while he was in his 20s. And they slept.

I'm just saying no. No, unfortunately, no. We can only scale. We have to scale up. We have to scale up. But I saw these. I was reading some research for this week's episode of Last Podcast on the left. Yes. And they were talking about how Abraham Lincoln. You guys know the 16th president. He had a very, very good friend. named William Green while he was in his 20s. And they slept.

I'm just saying no. No, unfortunately, no. We can only scale. We have to scale up. We have to scale up. But I saw these. I was reading some research for this week's episode of Last Podcast on the left. Yes. And they were talking about how Abraham Lincoln. You guys know the 16th president. He had a very, very good friend. named William Green while he was in his 20s. And they slept.

I like to call him Billy Weed. Billy, oh, Billy Weeds. Billy, Billy Weed, Billy Nugs. And Lincoln and him shared a cot together and they slept chest to chest each night for years. They slept chest to chest. And these guys are best friends. Breast friends. Yeah, chest to chest. Exactly. But, you know, he had the true bravery to say that his best friend, Abraham Lincoln, straight, married.

I like to call him Billy Weed. Billy, oh, Billy Weeds. Billy, Billy Weed, Billy Nugs. And Lincoln and him shared a cot together and they slept chest to chest each night for years. They slept chest to chest. And these guys are best friends. Breast friends. Yeah, chest to chest. Exactly. But, you know, he had the true bravery to say that his best friend, Abraham Lincoln, straight, married.

I like to call him Billy Weed. Billy, oh, Billy Weeds. Billy, Billy Weed, Billy Nugs. And Lincoln and him shared a cot together and they slept chest to chest each night for years. They slept chest to chest. And these guys are best friends. Breast friends. Yeah, chest to chest. Exactly. But, you know, he had the true bravery to say that his best friend, Abraham Lincoln, straight, married.

Not married. Yeah. But he said that he, quote, wrote in his journal that Lincoln's thighs... were as perfect as a human beings could be. Yeah, I bet. He was a wrestler. Why have you never said that about me?

Not married. Yeah. But he said that he, quote, wrote in his journal that Lincoln's thighs... were as perfect as a human beings could be. Yeah, I bet. He was a wrestler. Why have you never said that about me?

Not married. Yeah. But he said that he, quote, wrote in his journal that Lincoln's thighs... were as perfect as a human beings could be. Yeah, I bet. He was a wrestler. Why have you never said that about me?

My thighs are the best part of me. Yeah, they're the best part of you. But they're not great. You don't think that my thighs aren't great? I think Ronnie Coleman has great thighs. But I don't think that you have... Well, Ronnie Coleman, he worked himself into paralysis. Yes. I won't ever do that. Yeah. I'll make sure I can jump and flit and kick and dance and tap.

My thighs are the best part of me. Yeah, they're the best part of you. But they're not great. You don't think that my thighs aren't great? I think Ronnie Coleman has great thighs. But I don't think that you have... Well, Ronnie Coleman, he worked himself into paralysis. Yes. I won't ever do that. Yeah. I'll make sure I can jump and flit and kick and dance and tap.

My thighs are the best part of me. Yeah, they're the best part of you. But they're not great. You don't think that my thighs aren't great? I think Ronnie Coleman has great thighs. But I don't think that you have... Well, Ronnie Coleman, he worked himself into paralysis. Yes. I won't ever do that. Yeah. I'll make sure I can jump and flit and kick and dance and tap.

You know, honestly, I don't think I've seen your thighs in a while. You want to? Sure. Rob, look away.

You know, honestly, I don't think I've seen your thighs in a while. You want to? Sure. Rob, look away.

You know, honestly, I don't think I've seen your thighs in a while. You want to? Sure. Rob, look away.

You're my best friend. I'm being your best friend right now. I let you take your pants off, and I'm staring at your thighs. Who else is going to let you do this? The President of the United States' best friend looked at his thighs. Jeffrey Epstein, yes, when he was... Honestly, he was more like Bill Clinton. If you read the documents, Bill Clinton's on there a little bit more.

You're my best friend. I'm being your best friend right now. I let you take your pants off, and I'm staring at your thighs. Who else is going to let you do this? The President of the United States' best friend looked at his thighs. Jeffrey Epstein, yes, when he was... Honestly, he was more like Bill Clinton. If you read the documents, Bill Clinton's on there a little bit more.

You're my best friend. I'm being your best friend right now. I let you take your pants off, and I'm staring at your thighs. Who else is going to let you do this? The President of the United States' best friend looked at his thighs. Jeffrey Epstein, yes, when he was... Honestly, he was more like Bill Clinton. If you read the documents, Bill Clinton's on there a little bit more.

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