Ed Zitron

And the way that they move is very weird. It looks kind of right, but kind of right looks very strange. It does.

And the way that they move is very weird. It looks kind of right, but kind of right looks very strange. It does.

And the way that they move is very weird. It looks kind of right, but kind of right looks very strange. It does.

And they move a little bit, but not too much. Like, they're not going anywhere with the movement. It's just, like, they are doing something, and that's it.

And they move a little bit, but not too much. Like, they're not going anywhere with the movement. It's just, like, they are doing something, and that's it.

And they move a little bit, but not too much. Like, they're not going anywhere with the movement. It's just, like, they are doing something, and that's it.

You think in 10 years they're still going to have these commercials? No. Because where's the snow? There's just Polar Bears walking around, like...

You think in 10 years they're still going to have these commercials? No. Because where's the snow? There's just Polar Bears walking around, like...

You think in 10 years they're still going to have these commercials? No. Because where's the snow? There's just Polar Bears walking around, like...

No one's watching a Coca-Cola ride and being like, yeah! Wow. I've never had one of these before. Yeah, yeah. It's never a new experience.

No one's watching a Coca-Cola ride and being like, yeah! Wow. I've never had one of these before. Yeah, yeah. It's never a new experience.

No one's watching a Coca-Cola ride and being like, yeah! Wow. I've never had one of these before. Yeah, yeah. It's never a new experience.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What if a company lost $5 billion a year?

What if a company lost $5 billion a year?

What if a company lost $5 billion a year?

Staring into nothingness.

Staring into nothingness.