Ed Zitron

Sometimes sunlight creeps in through one of the corners. The Minotaur gets them only sometimes.

Sometimes sunlight creeps in through one of the corners. The Minotaur gets them only sometimes.

Sometimes sunlight creeps in through one of the corners. The Minotaur gets them only sometimes.

I'm the Minotaur. Anyway, the gun maze isn't real. But also, most of their arguments mostly just come down to... well, you can't make an omelette without breaking it.

I'm the Minotaur. Anyway, the gun maze isn't real. But also, most of their arguments mostly just come down to... well, you can't make an omelette without breaking it.

I'm the Minotaur. Anyway, the gun maze isn't real. But also, most of their arguments mostly just come down to... well, you can't make an omelette without breaking it.

oh god all right well that's the episode that's all i got folks that was my first day at ces 2025 huzzah yeah this is just my first day better off lines here all week um i'm gonna hear about stuff like this all week and i think i'm gonna be fully jokified i'm gonna wake up in the clown makeup on friday i'm gonna find the funnest thing to bring back for you i'm gonna find a an artist to put me in full joke no i'm not i'm gonna try to steal that ai enhanced grill yeah

oh god all right well that's the episode that's all i got folks that was my first day at ces 2025 huzzah yeah this is just my first day better off lines here all week um i'm gonna hear about stuff like this all week and i think i'm gonna be fully jokified i'm gonna wake up in the clown makeup on friday i'm gonna find the funnest thing to bring back for you i'm gonna find a an artist to put me in full joke no i'm not i'm gonna try to steal that ai enhanced grill yeah

oh god all right well that's the episode that's all i got folks that was my first day at ces 2025 huzzah yeah this is just my first day better off lines here all week um i'm gonna hear about stuff like this all week and i think i'm gonna be fully jokified i'm gonna wake up in the clown makeup on friday i'm gonna find the funnest thing to bring back for you i'm gonna find a an artist to put me in full joke no i'm not i'm gonna try to steal that ai enhanced grill yeah

Open the door. Open the door. As someone who's done a lot of grilling, done a lot of spoken barbecue, I don't know what an AI would do. Is it going to talk to me in the six hours?

Open the door. Open the door. As someone who's done a lot of grilling, done a lot of spoken barbecue, I don't know what an AI would do. Is it going to talk to me in the six hours?

Open the door. Open the door. As someone who's done a lot of grilling, done a lot of spoken barbecue, I don't know what an AI would do. Is it going to talk to me in the six hours?

No one would ever believe that that happened.

No one would ever believe that that happened.

No one would ever believe that that happened.

The end of technology.

The end of technology.

The end of technology.

Hello and welcome to Better Offline. I'm your host, Ed Zittroth. And in the next two episodes, I'm going to tell you the names of some of the people responsible for destroying the internet. And I'm going to start on February 5th, 2019, when Ben Gomes, Google's former head of search, well, he had a problem.

Hello and welcome to Better Offline. I'm your host, Ed Zittroth. And in the next two episodes, I'm going to tell you the names of some of the people responsible for destroying the internet. And I'm going to start on February 5th, 2019, when Ben Gomes, Google's former head of search, well, he had a problem.