Eddie Scazzeri

Nocturnal emissions, they say.

Where sometimes what happens is you'd be having that sex dream of some sort and you're actually ejaculating.

Yeah, I think it's full.

Or maybe there's different things.

But I remember like sometimes like you'd be like kind of half awake and you're in the middle of it and you go, oh, this is going to be a disaster in the morning.

And then you go right back to sleep.

Yeah.

And I remember when I was living at home, you know, I guess when I was a teenager and this would happen and all of our laundry was in one, we had like a giant wooden laundry box in the bathroom.

Okay.

Yeah.

And you would put... Everyone would just put their clothes in there.

And then my mother would separate... She'd do whites or jeans or things like this.

And I would take my balled up wet underpants from the wet dream and push it all the way down into the corner of the box of laundry.

Do you think if I asked her about that today, she would be like...

remember that or she'd be like, you never did that?

Right.

That's a good point.

Probably not interested in that.

Yeah.

But I guess all, like, mothers of boys, they got to see some crazy things, right?