Ehsan Ahmad
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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
I remember this beautiful woman from Columbia.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
They got converted on a mission trip, and now they're here.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
And look at this exotic woman that's available to you if you're a Mormon.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
And you can marry one tomorrow.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
Because they all get married young and quick, because the whole point is to have babies.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
So I've always told you Mormons know how to recruit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
They throw the pussy your way.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
They're also the nicest people.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
You very rarely meet a mean Mormon.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
This whole play talking about how Mormonism is totally bullshit.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
They're like, we might be able to get somebody.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
Yeah, they actually took out a full-page ad in the playbook.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
It doesn't handle that well at all.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2329 - Ehsan Ahmad
I mean, I think Salman Rushdie was stabbed by a guy who was born and raised in New Jersey.