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Like, what's his job like?

What's his pals like?

And take it from there.

But if she's not even said that she has a gut feeling something's wrong, then maybe it is just a genuine case of... I'm opening this up to ask a phone of friends.

Show me the parrot grooming.

Show me the parrots with the bowl cuts.

See, it's a real thing.

Reliable facts.

No fake news over here.

No fake news.

Fully researched.

a nod to the newspaper because it feels vintage exactly weirdly Marcus was at Andy's mum and dad's last night and he came home with a newspaper and he was actually buzzing about it obviously it was the sports section he came home and he went mum good news and bad news and I was like what is it and he was like the good news is papa gave me this paper to keep and he was like and the bad news is and it was some football thing like whatever right but I was like it made me realise I haven't seen a newspaper in so long

and exactly it was pure nostalgia that just shows you how quickly times change because I don't think I've even really thought about the fact that people don't have newspapers you don't ever see newspapers as much now and that's already feels like a thing of the past my brother used to have a newspaper around and earn a fortune from it like he had delivered so many papers there was more houses in the street that took the paper from him than not do you know my favourite Andy story right I think I've told you this before but it's Andy absolutely buzzing to get out to be

I think it was either 14 or 15 he had to be to get a paper round and he was pure counting down for his birthday like I can't wait till I'm that age I'm going to go out I'm going to get a paper round and I'm going to be rich of course obviously right so he was so excited for it that he actually turned 14 or 15 on the Saturday

And he was like, this is it.

I'm starting my job this day.

So he'd waited like the whole year for this countdown.

He started his job.

He lasted half an hour of like lifting the papers out.

He didn't even get out.