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I don't want to share.

They are so...

like you would literally never know we need to go back but because Shelby said that we need to try the savoury ones what did she say she got like a cheese and chive something no I thought she said like lemon grass or something

But the savory donuts are meant to be amazing, which to be honest, is right up my street.

in the middle of the park people were lying down on bean bags having lunch like it was just do you know what it was people were shooting b-ball behind us we were just suddenly in west philadelphia born and raised we were very west end wankers and we were fully immersed in it and we really enjoyed it actually we were loving it because we where we were sat with our donuts there was a girl absolutely spilling the tea to our house but we were just like oh that was a social experiment

we want to hear your story what's the story what's the story it was great but Amula was lovely Amula was funny and by the way if you ever go you've not walked into somebody's house yeah that is the that is the setup of it and that's what they wanted it to feel like yeah the guy is lovely as well and so was the girl too how cute the guy the guy I can't remember what his name was sorry he was serving and like making it and you feel like you're in his house you feel like you're sitting in his bed and he was saying when people leave he always says thanks so much I appreciate you

yeah oh bless him and all my heart you pulled my heart so sweet you pulled my heart strings but amulet we what did I get again did I just get a flat white you got a hot flat white I got the iced flat white and you got the chai which has no coffee in it has no coffee but you know what it was a it felt like a

it's so cute he's romanticized the whole process and he appreciates us so it was so sweet it was lovely coffee i must admit because i was a wee bit worried that it was going to be like not arsey that's not the right word but like go in and it'd be like oh pretentious like you drink costa coffee and you actually know fuck all about it and actually it was so welcoming and you didn't you didn't get confused the menu was so simple and the coffee was insane it's

coffee was very good so so good I hate when you go somewhere like an independent coffee shop and you get coffee and you're like that's absolutely that tastes like a dog's arsehole like it's too strong it's too fucking pretentious that was delicious but yeah I really liked it I really liked the amulet very nice it was lovely it was really nice and I liked the fact the guy asked us has he seen our bags on your toes and he was like

It was a lovely little day.

I actually want to do that and just make that a wee thing where we just go and... A coffee tour.

There is a note, by the way, on this phone.

I'm sure I started it.

Places we've been recommended.

So I've been popping them in.

the taps is it right that's what I thought and then I was like hang on am I missing this so is that just basically like what the Americans would call like cold brew but it's not though because when it comes through it almost looks like it's already mixed yeah but is it like um you know how Americans always have a pot what do they call it like the guy in Amulet said it as well filter yeah is it going to just be like that and then they fancy it up um is it is it um is it like self-serve

Medina's and Pollockshaw Road is unreal again though this is the whole thing about the reviews is you want to know that person's other favourite places so you can say whether or not I trust your however some places though some people can recommend pure shite places right but there'll be one thing on the menu that's so shit that it's so good it's like going somewhere and getting a toasty and they give you the smart price bread the cheapest cheese and like a slither of tomato but just it

there's also you get your hair done you can get your nails done your toes done everything done in one place see when you go to like Thailand though and things like that you see people putting them up on TikTok and they literally are getting their toes done whilst they're sitting there somebody's also doing their nails and their hairs in like rollers or something like that you do it these countries are efficient

I know, but what if I say to you like, can you just move your left foot for me to the right and see your right hand?

Can you just turn that 90 degrees?