Eilidh

there's also you get your hair done you can get your nails done your toes done everything done in one place see when you go to like Thailand though and things like that you see people putting them up on TikTok and they literally are getting their toes done whilst they're sitting there somebody's also doing their nails and their hairs in like rollers or something like that you do it these countries are efficient

I know, but what if I say to you like, can you just move your left foot for me to the right and see your right hand?

Can you just turn that 90 degrees?

I'd be like, sorry, what do you want me to do?

Just move it for me.

we have been lied to and I don't know how we complain to we're all doing it in silence and we're counting down the minutes until it's done yeah well I don't sit in silence I sit and talk yeah I think if you're going if you want that you need a specific nail girl yeah and you need to be able to go and have a full blown conversation so I go in there for like an hour

And I don't think we're going to take it in.

Shabby nails or something.

That's exactly what it is.

Go and take your fucking short shabby nails fresh out.

No, do you know what that is?

Because they forgot to book it and then they're just taking control of that narrative and they're saying, actually, this was, this was meant to happen and actually they wanted them all to have like,

10-inch red nails.

they actually have it I have also had my toenail my big toenail has been split my whole life has it?

yeah split in the middle which one?

like I think I must have two nail beds oh that's interesting but then they like fuse together but the big toe the big right one big blue toe down there um

Does it feel cloudy?

So it's not clear?

Yeah.

You're making me overthink this a little bit too much.