Eleanor Kerrigan

I'm a single mom.

I didn't find out the sex of my baby when I was pregnant, but I was kind of hoping for a miscarriage.

At 20 weeks, I was convinced I was having a boy because I was sitting on the couch still waiting for him to make a move.

And at 10 weeks, I didn't get that test to find out if my baby had Down syndrome, because I didn't care.

I would have raised it.

If my kid had an extra chromosome, I would have taught it to say funny things.

Like when people say, we met before, they could go, nah, I've just got one of those faces.

I had a beautiful girl and I called her Dolly because she likes singing in boobs.

Her first word was dada.

I was like, where?

I started 14 years ago, but then I had like a nine year break after a couple of years and I just got back into it before the pandemic.

No, the alcoholism kept going, but I stopped doing comedy and, you know, stayed away from comedians.

Cheers.

Gotcha.

Do you know... Do you know... Do you know...

At the Comedy Store in London many years ago.

It's a bullshit place.

A lot of people don't know that.

It's in Australia as well, right?

Yeah, they got one in Sydney.