Elena Urquhart

That's the thing, like, where's the... There's fun old people.

You know, I would love, like...

Yeah.

Our son is much older now and hasn't spoken about Haber in years, so I suspect he just wanted a friendly kid to play with for a while.

The moral of this story is that if you want your kid to have a super friendly ghost friend who chills in his room and plays with the stuffed animals, give off friendly parent vibes when you go on co-stores.

If you don't want something following you home, though, maybe don't say hi or go while you're pregnant.

That's good advice, I would say.

All right.

And shake it off.

Yeah, you gotta shake it off and you gotta establish the boundary.

Horrifying.

Listen, she might not have even been talking to ghosts.

A Gemini can talk to a fucking wall.

But I think she was.

Yeah.

remember when your middle used to talk about her other grandmother yeah she wanted to go visit her one time she got like legitimately angry at us because we were like you can't go i actually forgot about that so i was just saying like no that wasn't a thing yeah that that did happen she was weird and she was like upset and she would describe her grandmother's house her other grandmother it was pink yeah yeah weird yeah and i was like you don't have another one and she would get like genuinely upset yeah she would so i feel like it was a place for her

Kids are weird, man.

They are.

I love that.

What the fuck?