Elena Urquhart
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Podcast Appearances
But you can say for sure that someone helped me get dressed that morning.
Someone held my hand while I climbed through the snow.
And I actually heard the big kids laughing at me when I only found one egg.
Which also, I will still fucking wallop them.
Yeah, even if they're not real.
In the afterlife, she'll wallop them.
That pisses me off.
This was probably why I couldn't keep a babysitter for more than one night.
Spirits were my...
spirits were my friends and my teachers even the big kid bullies never tried to hurt me they just pretended i didn't exist maybe because they didn't see you because they were just like ghosts and you weren't this story doesn't really have a climactic ending or even a point it was pretty climactic but to this day i'm very respectful of spirit folklore because spirits were always friends to me yeah ash i'm gonna take this one and say keep it so weird that spirits just want to be around you and you want to be and want to be your friends definitely keep it that weird
I thought so too.
I thought your mom was going to be like, fuck Jack.
I thought that you didn't know that you got kidnapped.
I thought we got past that.
You just had a whole ghost school.
That's crazy, babe.
I'm proud of you.
Do you know what I just remembered recently?
One time we took a, this was real.