Elena

If investigators were expecting to find Robert Durst in some far-off country or tropical island somewhere, they were surely shocked when Durst was finally arrested on November 30th after being caught stealing a sandwich from a Wegmans grocery store in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

That motherfucker has endless amounts of cash.

That motherfucker has endless amounts of cash.

And he stole a goddamn sandwich from a Wegmans? You stole it from a Weggies? What's wrong with you? Don't be stealing from Wegmans. Don't you steal from a Weggies?

And he stole a goddamn sandwich from a Wegmans? You stole it from a Weggies? What's wrong with you? Don't be stealing from Wegmans. Don't you steal from a Weggies?

Wegmans for life. And the fact that you are a fucking fugitive on the run with endless cash and you choose to commit the stupidest crime? Dumb. Or just make your own goddamn sandwich. You don't even have to buy one. A man like that doesn't make his own sandwich. Goddamn.

Wegmans for life. And the fact that you are a fucking fugitive on the run with endless cash and you choose to commit the stupidest crime? Dumb. Or just make your own goddamn sandwich. You don't even have to buy one. A man like that doesn't make his own sandwich. Goddamn.

More bizarre than the shoplifting itself was the fact that when he was taken into custody, Durst had several hundred dollars in cash on him and could have paid for that sandwich. Like... Or anything else he wanted in that store. He probably could have paid for the store.

More bizarre than the shoplifting itself was the fact that when he was taken into custody, Durst had several hundred dollars in cash on him and could have paid for that sandwich. Like... Or anything else he wanted in that store. He probably could have paid for the store.

That thrill is not worth... You're a fugitive, babe. Yeah. I'm glad that you made that choice. That's not good. But still, like, a sandwich that you're just going to eat? Yeah, it's like, what do you get out of that? What's the thrill there?

That thrill is not worth... You're a fugitive, babe. Yeah. I'm glad that you made that choice. That's not good. But still, like, a sandwich that you're just going to eat? Yeah, it's like, what do you get out of that? What's the thrill there?

Now, when asked about Durst's demeanor following his arrest, store manager Kevin Strickles described Durst as nervous from the standpoint that he got caught stealing. When he was asked why he'd risked shoplifting at a time like that, because, like, everybody wanted to know what I want to know, Durst replied, I don't know why I did it. I guess I'm just an asshole. Self-aware.

Now, when asked about Durst's demeanor following his arrest, store manager Kevin Strickles described Durst as nervous from the standpoint that he got caught stealing. When he was asked why he'd risked shoplifting at a time like that, because, like, everybody wanted to know what I want to know, Durst replied, I don't know why I did it. I guess I'm just an asshole. Self-aware.

The most valid statement.

The most valid statement.

He is just an asshole. I mean, he's fully upfront about it.

He is just an asshole. I mean, he's fully upfront about it.

Oh, it's totally smarmy and like shitty. No, not flagellating. What is it?

Oh, it's totally smarmy and like shitty. No, not flagellating. What is it?

It's flagellating.