Elena

And we love you. In fact, I had to say something really mushy to John the other night. You did? I had like a moment. You know how you get that moment of feeling like overwhelmingly appreciative? Yeah. Like you're just like, wow, you're so lovely. Yeah. And I get to hang with you forever. Yeah. And so I had all these like emotions about it. And he happened to be upstairs doing something.

And we love you. In fact, I had to say something really mushy to John the other night. You did? I had like a moment. You know how you get that moment of feeling like overwhelmingly appreciative? Yeah. Like you're just like, wow, you're so lovely. Yeah. And I get to hang with you forever. Yeah. And so I had all these like emotions about it. And he happened to be upstairs doing something.

So I texted him and I literally said, I don't know how to do this in person. So deal with it. And he was like, that first part of the text had me dying. Also, 18 years into marriage, I don't really know how to tell you how much I love you. So deal with it. So deal with it. I'm going to text it to you. But he was like, he literally was like, I'm dying. You're unreal.

So I texted him and I literally said, I don't know how to do this in person. So deal with it. And he was like, that first part of the text had me dying. Also, 18 years into marriage, I don't really know how to tell you how much I love you. So deal with it. So deal with it. I'm going to text it to you. But he was like, he literally was like, I'm dying. You're unreal.

Sorry, I had a little piece of hair and like just like one piece of hair. Oh, that happens to me a lot. There it is.

Sorry, I had a little piece of hair and like just like one piece of hair. Oh, that happens to me a lot. There it is.

I got it.

I got it.

So I just didn't want you to yell at me for touching my face. No, don't worry. It's cool. So it says insert bunches of mush here. LOL. Honestly, that's essentially what I did to John the other day. I love that you did. You guys are the best and get what I mean. I do. I love you. I appreciate you. I respect you.

So I just didn't want you to yell at me for touching my face. No, don't worry. It's cool. So it says insert bunches of mush here. LOL. Honestly, that's essentially what I did to John the other day. I love that you did. You guys are the best and get what I mean. I do. I love you. I appreciate you. I respect you.

I previously sent this tale in, but after rereading it due to my BFF Alyssa, you can use her name. Thank you because I used it. Who also loves Morbid, by the way. Thank you, Alyssa. Alyssa! Told me I severely spelled Ottoman wrong. I mean, that happens. I would have done that too. I don't spell things correct.

I previously sent this tale in, but after rereading it due to my BFF Alyssa, you can use her name. Thank you because I used it. Who also loves Morbid, by the way. Thank you, Alyssa. Alyssa! Told me I severely spelled Ottoman wrong. I mean, that happens. I would have done that too. I don't spell things correct.

I realized that in an effort to stay on topic and not get distracted a million times like I tend to do, that my tail was actually pretty short and needed more zest. Oh, I love zest. We love zest, darling. We're going for the zest. However, if you want a quick one, then feel free to use the original version. I'm not picky. I want this one. Yeehaw. Let's get into it.

I realized that in an effort to stay on topic and not get distracted a million times like I tend to do, that my tail was actually pretty short and needed more zest. Oh, I love zest. We love zest, darling. We're going for the zest. However, if you want a quick one, then feel free to use the original version. I'm not picky. I want this one. Yeehaw. Let's get into it.

I'm from Florida, hence my yeehaw. I was wondering. Yeehaw. Anywho, I'm a full-time dog nanny. That's awesome. Another dream job. That's a fucking great job. That I could handle. Yeah. I could do that. My IBS could definitely take that. And they said, yes, you could call it a pet sitter, but dog nanny sounds way cooler. I like dog nanny. I agree. Dog nanny. Yeah. A nanny for dogs. Yeah.

I'm from Florida, hence my yeehaw. I was wondering. Yeehaw. Anywho, I'm a full-time dog nanny. That's awesome. Another dream job. That's a fucking great job. That I could handle. Yeah. I could do that. My IBS could definitely take that. And they said, yes, you could call it a pet sitter, but dog nanny sounds way cooler. I like dog nanny. I agree. Dog nanny. Yeah. A nanny for dogs. Yeah.

For context, back in the day, I used to groom dogs full time and give them snazzy haircuts. Shout out to Ash. I know it's not the same, but still, we were both some sort of hairstylist. It's also probably better because dogs can't talk. Yeah. And you got to make those dogs look fresh. Oh, it makes sense. One thing I'm going to miss about TikTok is watching dog grooming videos. Yes.

For context, back in the day, I used to groom dogs full time and give them snazzy haircuts. Shout out to Ash. I know it's not the same, but still, we were both some sort of hairstylist. It's also probably better because dogs can't talk. Yeah. And you got to make those dogs look fresh. Oh, it makes sense. One thing I'm going to miss about TikTok is watching dog grooming videos. Yes.

When they make them look like little teddy bears. Little teddy bears. Little teddy bears. And they put the little bows on their hair.

When they make them look like little teddy bears. Little teddy bears. Little teddy bears. And they put the little bows on their hair.