Elena

We never go on tangents. Everyone's like, this has been six hours long.

We never go on tangents. Everyone's like, this has been six hours long.

All right, back to Millie's tale. Millie! Millie! We're kind of hungry, I think. We are. I have tacos waiting for me. I have like a slaw that I made. A slaw. A slaw. With some rotis chick.

All right, back to Millie's tale. Millie! Millie! We're kind of hungry, I think. We are. I have tacos waiting for me. I have like a slaw that I made. A slaw. A slaw. With some rotis chick.

So work your way backwards and stop at a certain point. However, I'm the farthest. I'm the farthest. In the fjord. I'm in the fjord. Don't start with the fjord, because then I'll go on a tangent to Conan. Uh-oh. He has a song. However, I'm the farthest thing away from normal, so it's incredibly fitting. I'm an English major, so if there are any grammatical errors, feel free to call my ass out.

So work your way backwards and stop at a certain point. However, I'm the farthest. I'm the farthest. In the fjord. I'm in the fjord. Don't start with the fjord, because then I'll go on a tangent to Conan. Uh-oh. He has a song. However, I'm the farthest thing away from normal, so it's incredibly fitting. I'm an English major, so if there are any grammatical errors, feel free to call my ass out.

I'll call the police. Whoa.

I'll call the police. Whoa.

I know you two love the art of making others defecate themselves, so please use her full name because she will take a monstrous giddy dump in her jeans. Ashley Little. Ashley just took a dump. This is her photo. This is her photo. Aw, Ashley, you're adorable. She's grudge. She's big grudge. Yeah. Okay, gushing time. I absolutely adore you two. I adore you. And I hate people, so that says a lot.

I know you two love the art of making others defecate themselves, so please use her full name because she will take a monstrous giddy dump in her jeans. Ashley Little. Ashley just took a dump. This is her photo. This is her photo. Aw, Ashley, you're adorable. She's grudge. She's big grudge. Yeah. Okay, gushing time. I absolutely adore you two. I adore you. And I hate people, so that says a lot.

Oh my god, you are my people. and we hate people too yeah you've made your way into being a daily part of my life and when i'm driving to and from work and listen to you on my hour-long commute it feels like i have the two coolest bitches behind me in the back seat thank you who are constantly almost responsible for my untimely demise as i find myself repeatedly swerving after a laughing fit

Oh my god, you are my people. and we hate people too yeah you've made your way into being a daily part of my life and when i'm driving to and from work and listen to you on my hour-long commute it feels like i have the two coolest bitches behind me in the back seat thank you who are constantly almost responsible for my untimely demise as i find myself repeatedly swerving after a laughing fit

Nor, nor. One time you made me laugh so hard when talking about dick cheese that I snotted all over myself and almost died running off the road trying to find a Kleenex. Don't do that, you two say. But if my end includes snot running down my face and tears in my eyes from hysterical laughter about dick cheese, that sounds like a good way to go. Who are we? Crazy. Who are we?

Nor, nor. One time you made me laugh so hard when talking about dick cheese that I snotted all over myself and almost died running off the road trying to find a Kleenex. Don't do that, you two say. But if my end includes snot running down my face and tears in my eyes from hysterical laughter about dick cheese, that sounds like a good way to go. Who are we? Crazy. Who are we?

Segwaying to the tale with death. This is about a few yet far too many times that I have predicted death. This is cray. By the way, I'm already sporting doo-doo drawers and I don't even know if you read this on the pod yet. So if I hear you reading this, then my pants are already off and on fire. I love it. I live in a very rural town in New Brunswick, Canada.

Segwaying to the tale with death. This is about a few yet far too many times that I have predicted death. This is cray. By the way, I'm already sporting doo-doo drawers and I don't even know if you read this on the pod yet. So if I hear you reading this, then my pants are already off and on fire. I love it. I live in a very rural town in New Brunswick, Canada.

I'm talking I graduated with 12 people rural. Holy shit. I thought other people's schools were small. However, to begin this story, we set the scene in the big city of Brampton, Ontario. Brampton is about a half hour from Toronto and is way too big for my liking. I grace the lives of my parents by making my glorious entrance into this hellhole we call the world on April 4th, 2000.

I'm talking I graduated with 12 people rural. Holy shit. I thought other people's schools were small. However, to begin this story, we set the scene in the big city of Brampton, Ontario. Brampton is about a half hour from Toronto and is way too big for my liking. I grace the lives of my parents by making my glorious entrance into this hellhole we call the world on April 4th, 2000.

That's right, Ash. I'm an Aries sun and moon and my rising is Capricorn. I see you, Elena. Oh, hell yeah. Double Aries. You are fiery as fuck. I'm married an Aries. And Capricorn, even though Capricorn is an earth sign, I feel like they're like pretty, pretty scrappy. Yeah. You're probably scrappy. Yeah, you're scrappy as fuck. And I love that about you.

That's right, Ash. I'm an Aries sun and moon and my rising is Capricorn. I see you, Elena. Oh, hell yeah. Double Aries. You are fiery as fuck. I'm married an Aries. And Capricorn, even though Capricorn is an earth sign, I feel like they're like pretty, pretty scrappy. Yeah. You're probably scrappy. Yeah, you're scrappy as fuck. And I love that about you.