Elena

Thinking he had just found a random shoe, my brother grabs the boot out of the water, and I shit you not, there is an entire tibia fibula covered in a dirty sandy sock sticking straight out of the tied boot.

Thinking he had just found a random shoe, my brother grabs the boot out of the water, and I shit you not, there is an entire tibia fibula covered in a dirty sandy sock sticking straight out of the tied boot.

Hello?

Hello?

followed up with that's what you said you were like nailed it you did you nailed it nailed it nailed it so um oh my god that's oh my god that's crazy what the fuck shocked at the sight of a human fucking leg my brother dropped the boot back into the water not today and honestly i can't believe him we floatin

followed up with that's what you said you were like nailed it you did you nailed it nailed it nailed it so um oh my god that's oh my god that's crazy what the fuck shocked at the sight of a human fucking leg my brother dropped the boot back into the water not today and honestly i can't believe him we floatin

The two guys stared at each other for a minute and then yelled for our parents who were in a group of canoes tied together nearby. And all the commotion, the music gets turned down. They were like, turn down the tune. They were like, we need to see. And my mom yells to me that they found a foot.

The two guys stared at each other for a minute and then yelled for our parents who were in a group of canoes tied together nearby. And all the commotion, the music gets turned down. They were like, turn down the tune. They were like, we need to see. And my mom yells to me that they found a foot.

You sober up real quick.

You sober up real quick.

Now, at this point in time, I was in my own world about 20 feet behind the group talking with my friend. When I finally figured out what she was saying, I was positive this was just my family playing a joke on me. I would think so, too. Me, too. Of course I paddled over with my kayak to see what was going on, because even if it was a joke, I needed to see what they were talking about.

Now, at this point in time, I was in my own world about 20 feet behind the group talking with my friend. When I finally figured out what she was saying, I was positive this was just my family playing a joke on me. I would think so, too. Me, too. Of course I paddled over with my kayak to see what was going on, because even if it was a joke, I needed to see what they were talking about.

As I'm paddling downstream, I spot this dirty boot floating along near the canoes. After making sure my five-year-old wasn't in eyesight, oh my god, I pulled the boot out of the water, and sure enough, there is a fucking human leg hanging out of this boot. The thought of that image is just too much. I dropped it back in the water because, like, what do you do? I don't know.

As I'm paddling downstream, I spot this dirty boot floating along near the canoes. After making sure my five-year-old wasn't in eyesight, oh my god, I pulled the boot out of the water, and sure enough, there is a fucking human leg hanging out of this boot. The thought of that image is just too much. I dropped it back in the water because, like, what do you do? I don't know.

Now the group is yelling at me, half saying to leave it and the other half saying to call 911. I look over at my mom who nods at me as if to say, do it. Being my morbid self. Thanks, ladies. You bet. I pull the boot back out of the water and throw it on my kayak. Stop it. I'm proud of you. So here I am, 50 minutes into a seven-hour float with a right lower leg on my kayak. Oh, my God.

Now the group is yelling at me, half saying to leave it and the other half saying to call 911. I look over at my mom who nods at me as if to say, do it. Being my morbid self. Thanks, ladies. You bet. I pull the boot back out of the water and throw it on my kayak. Stop it. I'm proud of you. So here I am, 50 minutes into a seven-hour float with a right lower leg on my kayak. Oh, my God.

No one had cell service. And to be honest, we were a little worried the DNR wouldn't be cool with our general lack of life jackets and planned alcohol consumptions. It's planned and you have a driver. There you go. After talking with my uncle, who is an EMT, and my mom, a nurse, we decided I would paddle back upstream to the nearby sandbar where we could easily reach later via gravel road.

No one had cell service. And to be honest, we were a little worried the DNR wouldn't be cool with our general lack of life jackets and planned alcohol consumptions. It's planned and you have a driver. There you go. After talking with my uncle, who is an EMT, and my mom, a nurse, we decided I would paddle back upstream to the nearby sandbar where we could easily reach later via gravel road.

Again, I already have a buzz on and my ass had to now paddle upstream.

Again, I already have a buzz on and my ass had to now paddle upstream.