Elena

April. Thank you for that, April. I didn't want to call you out if I couldn't. April, we love you. April, that was a good one. And horrifying. Horrifying, but like had a happy ending. It did. And it was funny. Yeah, exactly. So I like that one. All right. My next one is, I think I can say your name. Yeah, I can. Okay. So this is the time I almost had a play date with a kidnapper. I hate this.

April. Thank you for that, April. I didn't want to call you out if I couldn't. April, we love you. April, that was a good one. And horrifying. Horrifying, but like had a happy ending. It did. And it was funny. Yeah, exactly. So I like that one. All right. My next one is, I think I can say your name. Yeah, I can. Okay. So this is the time I almost had a play date with a kidnapper. I hate this.

and we love them so much and i've been hooked ever since my name is devin and yes you can use my name hey devin hey devin what's up devin how are you this story takes place in the good old early 90s hell yeah when kids like me often ran around unsupervised outside and i was usually barefoot my family didn't have a lot of money i lived in a small rented house on the outskirts of anatalk i think it is

and we love them so much and i've been hooked ever since my name is devin and yes you can use my name hey devin hey devin what's up devin how are you this story takes place in the good old early 90s hell yeah when kids like me often ran around unsupervised outside and i was usually barefoot my family didn't have a lot of money i lived in a small rented house on the outskirts of anatalk i think it is

I like it. Antioch. Somewhere in California. I just said California. I have to go. We're struggling. We really are. It's kind of late. All right. You lived in California. Then small city about 30 miles outside of San Francisco in the East Bay.

I like it. Antioch. Somewhere in California. I just said California. I have to go. We're struggling. We really are. It's kind of late. All right. You lived in California. Then small city about 30 miles outside of San Francisco in the East Bay.

It was seemingly a normal summer afternoon, and being the oldest child with an infant sibling to entertain me, I was playing out front of my house alone. My family... Sorry, I need to zoom in because I'm literally blind. It's who I am.

It was seemingly a normal summer afternoon, and being the oldest child with an infant sibling to entertain me, I was playing out front of my house alone. My family... Sorry, I need to zoom in because I'm literally blind. It's who I am.

Oh, that sounds lovely. It's gorgeous. Gorgeous. um the yard was enclosed in a giant cast iron gate thank god more on that soon oh it had ivy stretching up around it and it smelled of fresh herbs in the summer evenings that's gorgeous and beautiful and lovely you're setting a scene definitely it says my mother was just in or sorry it why can't i do this You know? I don't know.

Oh, that sounds lovely. It's gorgeous. Gorgeous. um the yard was enclosed in a giant cast iron gate thank god more on that soon oh it had ivy stretching up around it and it smelled of fresh herbs in the summer evenings that's gorgeous and beautiful and lovely you're setting a scene definitely it says my mother was just in or sorry it why can't i do this You know? I don't know.

Sometimes it's hard. You became a different thing today. I did. That's a lot. Yeah, this isn't Salad Fingers first. This is Salad Fingers first rodeo. It is. So give them a minute.

Sometimes it's hard. You became a different thing today. I did. That's a lot. Yeah, this isn't Salad Fingers first. This is Salad Fingers first rodeo. It is. So give them a minute.

All right. This says, my mother was just inside caring for my sister when this story occurred. I was sitting in the grass playing with one of those cheap balls you see at the grocery store in those giant bins that you either... Oh, hell yeah. Wanted to climb into as a kid or throw balls over the top of. You know what I'm talking about. Absolutely, I do. I still love those.

All right. This says, my mother was just inside caring for my sister when this story occurred. I was sitting in the grass playing with one of those cheap balls you see at the grocery store in those giant bins that you either... Oh, hell yeah. Wanted to climb into as a kid or throw balls over the top of. You know what I'm talking about. Absolutely, I do. I still love those.

I always just picture somebody taking a ball from like the inside or the inside like bottom and then everything just like plummeting down. Tumbling down. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Yep. I love it. It was common for people to walk by my house. There was a small cafe up the road on the corner, and many people from our neighborhood frequented it.

I always just picture somebody taking a ball from like the inside or the inside like bottom and then everything just like plummeting down. Tumbling down. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Yep. I love it. It was common for people to walk by my house. There was a small cafe up the road on the corner, and many people from our neighborhood frequented it.

My house also backed up to two separate cemeteries, and I spent a lot of time getting to know each person buried in them. But that's a story for another time. Devin. That's a story for right now, Devin. Yeah, Devin, that's always a story for right now. Come on. I love that story. I love that.

My house also backed up to two separate cemeteries, and I spent a lot of time getting to know each person buried in them. But that's a story for another time. Devin. That's a story for right now, Devin. Yeah, Devin, that's always a story for right now. Come on. I love that story. I love that.

I wasn't in the front yard long when I noticed a strange woman accompanied by a blonde girl a bit older than myself walk by with a small child in the stroller. I was immediately intrigued. Another child in the neighborhood? I didn't know them, but I was desperate to have somebody else to play with.

I wasn't in the front yard long when I noticed a strange woman accompanied by a blonde girl a bit older than myself walk by with a small child in the stroller. I was immediately intrigued. Another child in the neighborhood? I didn't know them, but I was desperate to have somebody else to play with.