Elena

Thanks for listening to my tale, and maybe later I'll write in about some other tales I have, like when I was subpoenaed to testify in front of a court as a witness for when I stopped a home invasion and accidentally broke up a crime ring in my neighborhood. Keep it weird. Much love, Devin. Devin, come on!

Thanks for listening to my tale, and maybe later I'll write in about some other tales I have, like when I was subpoenaed to testify in front of a court as a witness for when I stopped a home invasion and accidentally broke up a crime ring in my neighborhood. Keep it weird. Much love, Devin. Devin, come on!

You gotta send us those tales! We got some stories, Devin! You're happy again! My goodness, I'm happy to hear it! Yeah! Holy shit, Devin! Crazy! That was crazy! I did not see that coming. That, like, shocked me. When I was reading it, I was like, wait, wait, what? What? Oh! Wow! Sorry, that just, like, ringed off, whatever. Damn. Damn. That's crazy, right? Alright, that's nuts. No! No!

You gotta send us those tales! We got some stories, Devin! You're happy again! My goodness, I'm happy to hear it! Yeah! Holy shit, Devin! Crazy! That was crazy! I did not see that coming. That, like, shocked me. When I was reading it, I was like, wait, wait, what? What? Oh! Wow! Sorry, that just, like, ringed off, whatever. Damn. Damn. That's crazy, right? Alright, that's nuts. No! No!

jeremy's mind i can't believe you just did that to me you can't steal my salad fingers i gotta tuck them back in so they look more realistic if you had a rusty spoon i'd steal that i know i actually feel so fucking remiss i was gonna make a rusty spoon and then i just completely forgot that's okay it's not something you can just whip up in a minute you know what the rusty spoon is the friends we made along the way

jeremy's mind i can't believe you just did that to me you can't steal my salad fingers i gotta tuck them back in so they look more realistic if you had a rusty spoon i'd steal that i know i actually feel so fucking remiss i was gonna make a rusty spoon and then i just completely forgot that's okay it's not something you can just whip up in a minute you know what the rusty spoon is the friends we made along the way

I like that. Okay. Put that on my tombstone and never explain it to anyone. No context whatsoever. All right. So. The next listener tale is listener tales home invasions. Hello, firstly to Ash's cats, and secondly to you gorgeous, gorgeous gals. I'll tell them you said hi. My name is Molly. Okay, feel free to use all my names, all the names in the thing.

I like that. Okay. Put that on my tombstone and never explain it to anyone. No context whatsoever. All right. So. The next listener tale is listener tales home invasions. Hello, firstly to Ash's cats, and secondly to you gorgeous, gorgeous gals. I'll tell them you said hi. My name is Molly. Okay, feel free to use all my names, all the names in the thing.

You guys remind me of the lovely relationship between me and my sister, and you've even inspired us to begin percolating the idea of starting our own podcast. Do it! We both love spooky shit and have some truly hilarious banter. At least we think so. We think we do too. That's the whole reason we started this. That means that you're right. Yeah, you're funny.

You guys remind me of the lovely relationship between me and my sister, and you've even inspired us to begin percolating the idea of starting our own podcast. Do it! We both love spooky shit and have some truly hilarious banter. At least we think so. We think we do too. That's the whole reason we started this. That means that you're right. Yeah, you're funny.

I'm not good at expressing my feelings according to my therapist. Neither is Elena. But want you to know that I think you are both badass, hilarious, intelligent human beings. Thank you. So are you. I hope to one day be as spooky and cool of a mom as you, Elena.

I'm not good at expressing my feelings according to my therapist. Neither is Elena. But want you to know that I think you are both badass, hilarious, intelligent human beings. Thank you. So are you. I hope to one day be as spooky and cool of a mom as you, Elena.

I hope that too. That's really sweet. We share that, Molly. And get all the same scissor-wielding ghosts to fuck right off and leave my babies alone. I also hope to bring more of an ashtitude into my life and be unapologetically myself while being rocked to the people around me. Aww. I love you so much, Molly.

I hope that too. That's really sweet. We share that, Molly. And get all the same scissor-wielding ghosts to fuck right off and leave my babies alone. I also hope to bring more of an ashtitude into my life and be unapologetically myself while being rocked to the people around me. Aww. I love you so much, Molly.

You said, I love how supportive you've been of Alina's book, which I cannot wait to read. And you and Drew are the absolute cutest. Thank you. Her book is pretty all right. Oh my God. And she's pretty all right. tinyurl.com slash thebutcher. And except don't use that because it's not active anymore. Go to barnesandnoble.com. Oh, bitch, you have a whole website. There you go.

You said, I love how supportive you've been of Alina's book, which I cannot wait to read. And you and Drew are the absolute cutest. Thank you. Her book is pretty all right. Oh my God. And she's pretty all right. tinyurl.com slash thebutcher. And except don't use that because it's not active anymore. Go to barnesandnoble.com. Oh, bitch, you have a whole website. There you go.

Anyway, attach our two double-spaced putifas for your reading pleasure. I won't bother apologizing for length because I already know what you're going to say. If you read one or both of these on the pod, TM, I will never stop bragging about every... Blah? Blah? Blah. She's broken. I broke. I will never stop bragging to everyone I know. Much love, Molly.

Anyway, attach our two double-spaced putifas for your reading pleasure. I won't bother apologizing for length because I already know what you're going to say. If you read one or both of these on the pod, TM, I will never stop bragging about every... Blah? Blah? Blah. She's broken. I broke. I will never stop bragging to everyone I know. Much love, Molly.

Today, we'll read the Home Invasion tale, and then guess what, Molly? You're going to be on back-to-back listener tales. It's true. You're coming back. We'll read New Orleans next month.

Today, we'll read the Home Invasion tale, and then guess what, Molly? You're going to be on back-to-back listener tales. It's true. You're coming back. We'll read New Orleans next month.