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I would have something else in my mouth right now, but thanks to fume, it's not made of human flesh.

Can I have that, please?

You want to hit my fume, bro?

I do.

Let me pass it.

It's also got a fidget movement on it.

For those who are tactilically challenged.

Tactilically is a rare, often non-standard adverb of the form tactile, used to describe interacting with or understanding something through the sense of touch, physical feel, or haptic feedback.

you.

Pass me my fume, bro.

I'm out of fume too much, bro.

My favorite flavor is orange vanilla, because it tastes like somebody near you at a coffee shop ordered an Earl Grey tea.

Crisp mint.

Yeah, one time I was really, really fiending for something, something I legally cannot say in this advertisement, but instead, I reached for my fume, and boy oh.

Oh, did that hit the spot?

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