Eli Doubletap
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And so I'm like, oh, bro, the Iraqis are going to love this.
And so I'm like wearing this yam gun around my helmet.
So like, it's like this beautiful white turns to like nasty brown and black.
And I'm going on patrols and I come back and dude, my juice is gone.
My beef stew is gone.
I'm so pissed, bro.
I got raided.
Dude, Marines are locusts, right?
Like if you have anything good that's different than what they have, it's gone.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's great.
Yeah.
So that was that.
Yeah.
But I was able.
So my last deployment, I came back and I was having a bunch of like telltale signs of I was breezing over my first deployment.
I took a round to the helmet on my very first day in Fallujah.
I got shot in the helmet.
In my very first gunfight before noon.
Not very good at it.