Elis James

I'll leave his memories untarnished and let him mosh, dance and sleep in rain-soaked trousers, because no matter how much mud he has to scrape off his shins, he can guarantee to enjoy it a million times more than I ever could today.

Keep up the great work, Roland, a.k.a.

Roland.

But things change.

They were both great.

Rolanda.

Rolanda is not, that's also not the reason I don't want to go.

I'm not, I don't want to, the reason I don't want to go isn't because I won't have a nice time, isn't because I want to have a different time than I did when I was 17, which I'm sure I would.

The reason I don't want to go is if I add another festival age into my memories, it'll make me feel older because I'll have more to go through.

So the lineups I want to see at End of the Road are on Thursday and Friday, Dave.

No.

And I was wondering if I could wangle it so that I can just drive to the edge of the festival, go in, see the bands I want to see, which is Geese and Daryl Johns, and then pop back out into the car and come home.

Well, no, I'll park up.

I won't drive my car into the main arena.

No, but you're paying for a ticket.

Yeah, well, it's sold out, so I have to wangle once in a while.

Yeah, how are we recording our podcast that week?

I can put you on Apple CarPlay.

Oh, that's another one for the lost column.

Since they updated the iOS on my phone, Apple CarPlay just says phone not responding.