Elis James

Everything worked out in the end.

We're getting married in a couple of months, but I'd be grateful if you'd help settle the score once and for all.

Surely being forced to react in real time to someone's original music is already an impossible social situation.

And surely having to do so when the song is about you is the final boss of impossible social situations.

Please confirm that I never stood a chance and that no human being could have delivered a better reaction under those circumstances.

Love the pod, Taylor.

Even if he'd been saying, oh, there's this song by Twain, right?

This artist you haven't heard of and it's my favourite song.

I'm going to put it on your headphones and while you listen, I'm going to watch you knee to knee for your reaction and

I'd rather you hadn't rhymed Theron with thong.

And nothing on.

That was a little bit rude.

But I liked the bit when you talked about your love for my work.

And also I liked that you referenced my charity work.

Yeah.

So there you go.

But no, I think if you're going to give someone, like whether it's a poem or a short story or a song, it has to be in advance.

They have to be on their own.

Two years in advance and you have to leave the country.

Yeah, so...