Elizabeth Laime

I'm glad it sounds you're doing well.

I'm not interested in catching up, but I wish you all the best.

Okay.

And then we wait.

And then I'm like, I'm dying to tell Andy this because I feel like you'd have an interesting take.

And Anna Marie was like, that's the first person you're telling?

Meaning like, are you going to be jealous or weird?

I was like, no.

You would find this fascinating.

No one.

I mean, it was kind of nice being in the car with her.

But I'm like so weirded out.

I block his number.

But then I see, I don't know how this text comes in as I'm blocking the number and I see, is this about the balloons?

And this makes me, I will say for a hot second, because the story about this guy is he was a compulsive liar.

We lived together like years and a year into living together.

I found his wedding album.

I hadn't known he had been married before.

And the punchline is always,

And I was extra horrified because his wedding decorations back then was balloons, which by the way, I've now seen beautiful weddings with balloon decorations.