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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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That's it. They say patience is a virtue, but having too much patience is just being lazy. So let's stop waiting around and reveal the answer to last episode's cliffhanger puzzle, shall we? Yeah. You may remember it was an odd one out that went thusly. Which word does not belong? Drove, never, murder, school, or unkindness?

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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You are very much on the right track. Yes.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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You're exactly right, Sean. Here's what I love about what you did. This is classic professional puzzle playing. You're like, I have a sense of it. I know what some of these things are. I'm narrowing in. I'm getting closer. I'm using my logic to narrow it down to two. And then at the last two, you're like, I don't know which one. So I'm going to take a gamble.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Because every game player at heart is a gambler. You're exactly right.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Oh, yeah, murder of crows. Murder of crows? And it's an unkindness of ravens.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Yeah. And an O'Reilly of Jeff's, I guess, is the... O'Reilly of Jeff's.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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We've never had a guest with a catchphrase before, and I'm very excited about that.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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And if you're a mastermind who loves a little chaos, like Sean, the Go to Jail expansion is a game changer. Jail isn't a punishment. It's strategic. Bribe, steal, and collect corruption cards to mess with your opponents. Turns out crime does pay, at least in Monopoly.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Available now on Amazon. All is fair in Monopoly expansions.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Isn't that good? Yeah, it's really good. These are great songs. I can't wait for the album to come out. Now, okay, we've got seven words for you. Each of them wants to slim down and lose some weight, and we're going to help get them into shape. For each clue, I'm going to give you the starting word and ask you to remove one letter and then rearrange the remaining letters to create a new spelt word.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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I'd like to open this episode with a quick financial update. Due to inflation, a bird in the hand is now worth four in the bush. Please adjust your proverbs accordingly. This is Clueless. I'm Clueless! Welcome to SmartList Presents Clueless, the only puzzle podcast, period. I refuse to recognize any others. I'm your host, Elliot Kalin, and I come from the future with a warning for all mankind.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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I love this. I love this. I love this. Let's have an example. If the clue was, remove a letter from cinema to get a type of Japanese animation... What would you do? Anime. Yep, exactly. You take out the C, rearrange them, you get anime. Are you ready to send these words to the gym? Sure. Excellent.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Let's start with question number one. Remove a letter from candle to get a series of rhythmic movements. Rhythmic? Movements. Dance. Yes, very good.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Tell me, which letter did you remove out of there?

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Question number two, remove a letter from basket to get a prime cut.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Take a look at those letters and see which ones you might be able to rearrange to me. Oh, you got it. Yes. Steak. You take out the B, which is the part of the cow you don't use anyway. Sure. And you get the steak. Yeah.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Question number three. Remove a letter from course spelled C-O-A-R-S-E. So course is in rough. Remove a letter from course to get the sports results. To get the sports results.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Yes, very good. You remove the A and you get score. Number four. Remove a letter from cereal, as in things in order, S-E-R-I-A-L, to get some long tracks. Long tracks.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Long tracks. Long tracks. Long tracks. I was hoping you would also say long tracks, Jeff, so we'd all say it. Rails. Yes, rails, exactly. You remove the E and you get rails. Damn, Sean, you're kicking my... Come on.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Question number five. Remove a letter from Barber to get a kind of fitness activity. Remove a letter from Barber to get a kind of fitness activity.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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B-A-R-B-E-R, yeah. Not the elephant? Barber the elephant is a different story. He holds the scissors in his trunk. It's pretty cute. Wait. Ab? No. Would you like a hint or a clue? Sure. A hint. Okay. The hint is this is a ballet-based fitness activity. That's the hint. If you want a clue, I'll tell you what letter to remove. Oh. It's a ballet-related activity. A ballet-based fitness activity.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Oh, yeah. Yes, bar. Exactly right. B-A-R-R-E? Yes, you removed the B to get bar. That was good, but that's a hard one, right? That was a really hard one.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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I hope you walk away from this knowing that you got a really hard one, and it just gives you confidence for whatever you're doing next.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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They do. Well, they've started doing it. It's a, you know, they can turn anything into fitness. They turn ballet exercises into fitness exercises. Oh, is that new? Okay, great. Just like how Pilates used to be just plates. Right. Yeah.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Question number six. Remove a letter from a ringer to get the span of a monarchy. Remove a letter from ringer. Rain. Yes, rain. Very good. And now, finally, our last one for this game. Remove a letter from sellout to get a way to mess up someone's hair. Tussle. Yes, very good.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Very good. I thought that was going to be the hardest of them. Yeah. But instead, if anything, it was the easiest of them, probably. How about that?

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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How about that? No pain, no gain. Excellent work, but now that we've sweated off all those unsightly extra letters, we've got to find some way to dispose of them. How about we recycle them as today's Megaclue? Megaclue question.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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To solve the Megaclue, I want you to take the letters you removed from those words, and I'll remind you what they are, and I want you to rearrange them to reveal a piece of workout equipment you could buy a drink from. And the letters are L-B-A-E- B, R, and L. And what's the clue? And the clue is a piece of- Barbell. Well, you don't even get the clue anymore. It's too late.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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It was a piece of workout equipment you could buy a drink from, and the answer was barbell.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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No, this time it's just another kind of bar. Let's not lose our pleasing disposition.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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But first, please welcome the man who's got entertainment in his blood. But don't worry, he's taking something for it. Sean Hayes. Thanks for being here, Sean.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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We've narrowed it down. Bye-bye. Nice work. Great work, guys. Well, listeners, did you do as well as Sean and Jeff? If so, your steak is free. But before you chow down, make sure you keep a little room for today's cliffhanger puzzle.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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The cliffhanger puzzle is like if a genie let you wish for more wishes, except you only get one more wish, and it's a puzzle. And today's cliffhanger goes thusly. I'm going to read a sentence to you. Can you replace five parts of this sentence with five uses of the same one word while keeping the meaning of the sentence the same? So again, I'm going to read the sentence to you.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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I want you to replace five parts of it with the same word while keeping the meaning the same. And that sentence is... After watching a concert and part of a tennis match on my TV, I put dishes on the table, then turned my clock back for daylight saving time. Okay. Again, I'll read you that sentence one more time. Yeah, slower. After...

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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After watching a concert and part of a tennis match on my TV, I put dishes on the table, then turned my clock back for daylight saving time. So for next episode, can you replace five of the parts of that sentence with the same single word and keep the meaning of the sentence the same? Yeah, yeah. Okay, very good.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Well, the feds are here, and this time they've got a warrant, so we better bring this episode to a close. But first, I'd like to thank Jeff Max for finding the quickest path to our hearts. And I'd like to thank Sean Hayes for taking a more roundabout route to the heart. He's getting there. He's on his way.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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And I'd like to thank you, the listeners, for accepting these sound waves into your head right now. Until next time, this has been SmartList Presents Clueless. And I've been your host, Elliot Kalin, saying that by the power vested in me by the Universal Life Church and the state of Montana, I now pronounce you married to whoever you're sitting next to right now. Mazel tov. Very good.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 137 - Word Workout (w/ Jeff Max)

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Thank you to our partner, Monopoly, for supporting today's episode. Just like Clueless is a shorter, faster show from Smartless Media, Monopoly is introducing three new expansion packs that you add on to Classic Monopoly for fresh twists, faster gameplay, and a modern take on the game you love. I'm talking about Monopoly.

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Look out for the all-new Buy Everything, Go to Jail, or free parking jackpot expansions to spice up your next game night. Pick your expansion and level up your game, available now on Amazon. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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Scotty has 27 to Sean's 22. That's only one final round question away from, you know, that's a close game. That turned very close. That was close, yeah. So the winner is Scotty. Scotty, I hope this is something you can lord over Sean for at least an hour. I think it's already started. Good. I'm happy for you. Listeners at home, do you do as well as Sean and Scotty?

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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If not, then in the spirit of the sale cards from the Buy Everything expansion pack, I give you permission to purchase all of Scotty's correct answers. Now, you're the winner of the game. Congratulations. Sorry, Scotty. They bought it from you. Wow. Of course, the great thing about Monopoly is it brings so many people together, friends and relatives, cars and thimbles, top hats and little dogs.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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So why not snuggle up close for today's final cliffhanger puzzle? Of course, today's cliffhanger puzzle is the anti-cliffhanger because we're going to give you the answer today. So let's call it an in-no-danger-of-falling puzzle. That's what we're doing today, an in-no-danger-of-falling puzzle. I love that. Sean, you got to spin last time.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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So, Scotty, you get to spin the free parking expansion pack spinner to see what kind of trivia question I'll be asking you for this in-no-danger-of-falling non-cliffhanger puzzle. Okay, Scotty, ready to give it a spin?

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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And it's spinning. Let the record show that the spinner landed on Monopoly Special Editions as the category. So I'm going to ask you a question about Monopoly Special Editions. That question goes, Leslie. Monopoly is licensed in 103 countries, printed in 37 languages, and there are an estimated 2,500-plus special edition boards themed to locations, franchises, or notable individuals.

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Which of these pop culture figures have never had their own themed Monopoly Special Edition? And your choices are Deadpool, Ted Lasso, Paris Hilton, or The Beatles, which have never had their own Monopoly Special Edition themed set. I'm going to say The Beatles, Scotty. I was going to say Ted Lasso.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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There's something you love more than those things. Chocolate cake.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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We're going to get through this. It's going to be a real rollercoaster episode for you. Just give me a minute.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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Unfortunately, we just landed on go directly to the end of show. Before we go, I'd like to thank Scotty Eisnogel for advancing to the nearest utility and, if owned, buying it from the bank. I'd like to thank Sean Hayes for remembering it's not pronounced Monopoly. I really appreciate that you weren't calling it that.

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But most of all, I'd like to thank you, the listener, for letting us have a monopoly on your ears. Until next time, this has been SmartList Presents Clueless. I've been your host, Ellie Kalin, and I'm playing my get out of this episode free card. See you, suckers.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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The idea of him being in the same house as you is very creepy and weird. Very upsetting. Yeah. This is why we have the couple houses.

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Scotty is quickly getting knocked out of the top five. That's disappointing. Yep. Today's episode, it's about the world of Monopoly. It's our special Monopoly episode. That's right, Monopoly, the game of wheeling and dealing and stealing from the bank when your friends are in the bathroom. So let's take the B&O Railroad over to wherever B&O are for today's first cliffhanger puzzle.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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Now, without the make you wait for the answer feature. That's right. We're going to give you today's cliffhanger puzzles and then you'll get the answers today. Thanks to the fine people at Monopoly. Now to add even more Monopoly to this Monopoly episode, we have a selection of possible Monopoly trivia questions at our disposal. One each for each of the three new Monopoly expansion packs.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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Free parking, go to jail, and buy everything. And also a question about the Monopoly tokens themselves and one about all the special edition boards that have been made over the years for Monopoly. To decide which of those various trivia question categories we'll be asking, I will have Sean spin the spinner from the free parking expansion set. Sean, set that spinner spinning.

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I haven't done this since college. There we go. And it landed on Monopoly tokens. That will be the category for today's trivia question. Excellent spinning. Great spinning, Sean. Thank you. Well done. It's all in the wrist. Well spun. So today's first puzzle is a trivia question that goes thusly. Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly game set?

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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And your choices are T-Rex – the T stands for Tyrannosaurus – cannon, goose, or sack of money. Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly set? Again, your choices are T-Rex – the dinosaur, not the band – cannon –

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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All right, let's see. By order of Milburn, Rich Uncle Pennybags, which, yes, is the Monopoly man's legal name. If you don't believe me, look up his birth certificate. It's on file. I shall reveal to you that you are correct. Yes, the answer is. The goose. Monopoly has never had a goose-shaped token. The cannon was in the original 1935 set.

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The sack of money was voted for by the public and appeared in sets from the late 90s to 2007, kind of on the nose for the public to choose sack of money for Monopoly. And the T-Rex was briefly introduced in 2017. I assume it's extinct now. Nice work. All right.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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And if you're a mastermind who loves a little chaos, like Sean, the Go to Jail expansion is a game changer. Jail isn't a punishment. It's strategic. Bribe, steal, and collect corruption cards to mess with your opponents. Turns out crime does pay, at least in Monopoly.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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Available now on Amazon. All is fair in Monopoly expansions.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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I love every song. The show gets longer and longer. Yeah. There's no better song than a song that has copyright information in the song. Just to answer any questions about it.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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Well, any Monopoly player knows that passing go is essential to staying alive in the game and possibly in real life too. So naturally, Clueless is here to make that a little difficult, to make sure that neither of you pass go. I'm going to give you clues to guess a series of words and phrases that end with the letters G-O. Remember – They always end in G-O.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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You're not passing go, because there's no letters after G-O. Oh, I understand. You never pass and go. The letters end in G-O, the ones that you're going to guess, so you don't pass that. The other letters go before go, and then you just stop and go.

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Then I'll know from the scream. So, for instance, if the clue was Latin American ballroom dance, The answer would be tango. Yes, tango. Very good. You didn't say tangos, which is good because you got to stop and go. We would have passed. Nothing past the G-O. That's correct. Guys, I cannot make this clear. You can't go past G-O. Just don't even do it.

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The player at the end with the most points wins. The player with the least points will go to super jail from the go to jail expansion pack. Now on store shelves for Monopoly.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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The first question. A company's symbol is its... Logo. Yes, logo. Very good. Number two. The Windy City is? Chicago. Chicago. Chicago. Very good. Another word for jargon is? Lingo. Oh, great. It's close to blue on the spectrum. Indigo. Very good. Sean got that one just right at the top. Okay. A pink waterfowl is a... Flamingo. Flamingo. Scotty. Your buddy in Spanish is your... Amigo. Amigo.

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Lottery-style game with numbered balls is... Bingo. Oh, nice. Very good. A crime comedy film by the Coen brothers... Fargo.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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Congratulations. You have won second prize in a beauty contest. It's even better than first prize because now you've got a goal to work towards. This is Clueless. I'm Clueless. Very nice. Welcome to SmartList Presents Clueless, the puzzle podcast that only asks 15 minutes of your time and offers you so much in return. I'm your host, Elliot Kalin, or at least that's what my parents told me.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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Plastic building bricks to be mastered. Lego. That was, I think Sean got that first, which I should hope, since he has a close friend who's involved with Lego things. He would actually hit me if I didn't get that right. He'd throw Legos at you, yeah. He'd make something out of Legos and hit you with it, yeah. And this is number 10 for the end of the first round, because we're doing multiple rounds.

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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I know it. I know it. I can give you a follow-up clue if you need a follow-up clue. Yes, of course. Okay. He's the sidekick bird in Aladdin. Oh, my God.

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I'm never going to get this. Hugo. No, Hugo is a good guess because it ends in G-O, but it's wrong. The answer is Iago. Iago. All right. Iago. Although I guess you could say the real villain in Othello is jealousy. Hey.

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Jealousy go. Jealousy go. You're right. I'm ruining my own game. Okay, so tallying up after 10 clues, the score is Sean has 1, 2, 3, 4. Scotty has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Nice. So Scotty is in the lead. Amazing. I don't mean to sound as amazed. I'm sorry, Scotty. I shouldn't be so overly amazed with that. Wow.

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No, no, but that's even better. It means that this is more of an exciting, dramatic comeback. Okay, moving on to round two. The rules are the same. Go, don't go past it. The words end in go. The questions, slightly trickier. Each answer is now worth two points. So the lead is only two points for Scotty from that last round.

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So Sean could easily erase it and move forward, or Scotty could take an even further lead. Let's see what happens. Okay. Question number 11. Dizziness. Vertigo. Oh, boy. That was so close. That was neck and neck. I'm going to give each of you two on that one. We'll have to go to the tail of the tape, but we don't have it. So number 12. A chain of islands is an? Oh, God. A chain of islands.

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I don't know. I'm never going to get it. I can hear the audience screaming at us right now. Yeah, they're screaming at you. The only clue I have for you is probably not going to be that helpful. What is it? The word that's missing from the title of Alexander Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag. Good Lord.

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It's the only association I have with that word. No, I have no idea. Should we move on to the next one? Yeah. All right. The answer was archipelago. Oh, yes. I didn't know that was a string of islands, but yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what it is, a string of islands. Question number 13. You guys will get this. A kind of ship or a kind of shorts? Cargo. Very good. A milk cheese similar to Parmesan? Uh...

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Yeah, I don't know either. Okay, the answer is Asiago. Asiago cheese. These are the tough ones. These are the two-point ones, but you'll get this one. Fair enough. Manufacturer of camper vans. Winnebago. Winnebago. Oh, that's great. I feel like Scotty started first, but Sean finished the word first. He did. Scotty took longer to say the word, but Sean finished it.

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Okay, go ahead. Number 16. Island that forms a country with Trinidad. Do we know it? I'm going through my world knowledge. You'll think about it. So they're often referred to as Trinidad and? Trinigo.

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Geography, not my strong suit. Okay. Want me to tell you what it is? Yes. Tobago or Tobago. Trinidad and Tobago. Wouldn't have gotten it. Wouldn't have gotten it. Okay. Well, how about this one? Question 17. Tree whose extract is often used as a memory supplement.

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You know what? You were thinking bilobago. Bilobago. It's very difficult, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A trade ban is an? Embargo. Embargo. Yes, very good. God, you're fast. You might order movie tickets from?

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SmartLess Presents ClueLess! 145 - Do Not Pass Go! (w/ Scotty Icenogle)

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I've never seen two people verbally scramble over each other that way. Question 20, the final one for this round. Freud said that this part of the mind acts as our conscience. Ego. Ego. You're both wrong. I apologize. Would you like another try at it? Because you're almost there. Ego-go? If it's not just an ego, if it's even bigger and more powerful than ego, it would be... Super ego.

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Now, please welcome the man who thinks community chest means everyone wants to see him take his shirt off, Sean Hayes.

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Yeah, super ego. There's the id, the ego, and the super ego. Very easy to confuse them because they've got almost the same name.

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Id-go. All right, after round two, let's tally up the score again.

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Okay, 17. I'll take it. But just in case you think we passed Go, I've got a rude awakening for you. We did not pass Go, because it's time for the Mega Clue.

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Which is going to be the hardest words and phrases ending in G-O yet. So there are fewer of them. Each one is worth five points. Get ready to give me some mega answers for the mega clue as we mega don't pass mega. So let's go for it. Okay, question 21. Russian novel made into a film starring Omar Sharif. You've got this one. I can see Scott.

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A huge round of applause as at the end of a play. This is a tricky one. It's like a standing ovation. You got it, Sean. Standing O. Yes. Oh. Oh, God. Yeah. All right. I heard you say it not as the answer, but just as thinking. But yeah, that's what it was. Standing O. And 25. Finally, a fictional thief who, quote, sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. Carmen Sandiego.