Elliott Kalan

That's it. They say patience is a virtue, but having too much patience is just being lazy. So let's stop waiting around and reveal the answer to last episode's cliffhanger puzzle, shall we? Yeah. You may remember it was an odd one out that went thusly. Which word does not belong? Drove, never, murder, school, or unkindness?

You are very much on the right track. Yes.

You're exactly right, Sean. Here's what I love about what you did. This is classic professional puzzle playing. You're like, I have a sense of it. I know what some of these things are. I'm narrowing in. I'm getting closer. I'm using my logic to narrow it down to two. And then at the last two, you're like, I don't know which one. So I'm going to take a gamble.

Because every game player at heart is a gambler. You're exactly right.

Oh, yeah, murder of crows. Murder of crows? And it's an unkindness of ravens.

Yeah. And an O'Reilly of Jeff's, I guess, is the... O'Reilly of Jeff's.

We've never had a guest with a catchphrase before, and I'm very excited about that.

And if you're a mastermind who loves a little chaos, like Sean, the Go to Jail expansion is a game changer. Jail isn't a punishment. It's strategic. Bribe, steal, and collect corruption cards to mess with your opponents. Turns out crime does pay, at least in Monopoly.

Available now on Amazon. All is fair in Monopoly expansions.

Isn't that good? Yeah, it's really good. These are great songs. I can't wait for the album to come out. Now, okay, we've got seven words for you. Each of them wants to slim down and lose some weight, and we're going to help get them into shape. For each clue, I'm going to give you the starting word and ask you to remove one letter and then rearrange the remaining letters to create a new spelt word.

I'd like to open this episode with a quick financial update. Due to inflation, a bird in the hand is now worth four in the bush. Please adjust your proverbs accordingly. This is Clueless. I'm Clueless! Welcome to SmartList Presents Clueless, the only puzzle podcast, period. I refuse to recognize any others. I'm your host, Elliot Kalin, and I come from the future with a warning for all mankind.

I love this. I love this. I love this. Let's have an example. If the clue was, remove a letter from cinema to get a type of Japanese animation... What would you do? Anime. Yep, exactly. You take out the C, rearrange them, you get anime. Are you ready to send these words to the gym? Sure. Excellent.

Let's start with question number one. Remove a letter from candle to get a series of rhythmic movements. Rhythmic? Movements. Dance. Yes, very good.

Tell me, which letter did you remove out of there?

Question number two, remove a letter from basket to get a prime cut.

Take a look at those letters and see which ones you might be able to rearrange to me. Oh, you got it. Yes. Steak. You take out the B, which is the part of the cow you don't use anyway. Sure. And you get the steak. Yeah.

Steak.

Question number three. Remove a letter from course spelled C-O-A-R-S-E. So course is in rough. Remove a letter from course to get the sports results. To get the sports results.

Yes, very good. You remove the A and you get score. Number four. Remove a letter from cereal, as in things in order, S-E-R-I-A-L, to get some long tracks. Long tracks.

Long tracks. Long tracks. Long tracks. I was hoping you would also say long tracks, Jeff, so we'd all say it. Rails. Yes, rails, exactly. You remove the E and you get rails. Damn, Sean, you're kicking my... Come on.

Question number five. Remove a letter from Barber to get a kind of fitness activity. Remove a letter from Barber to get a kind of fitness activity.

B-A-R-B-E-R, yeah. Not the elephant? Barber the elephant is a different story. He holds the scissors in his trunk. It's pretty cute. Wait. Ab? No. Would you like a hint or a clue? Sure. A hint. Okay. The hint is this is a ballet-based fitness activity. That's the hint. If you want a clue, I'll tell you what letter to remove. Oh. It's a ballet-related activity. A ballet-based fitness activity.

Oh, yeah. Yes, bar. Exactly right. B-A-R-R-E? Yes, you removed the B to get bar. That was good, but that's a hard one, right? That was a really hard one.

I hope you walk away from this knowing that you got a really hard one, and it just gives you confidence for whatever you're doing next.

They do. Well, they've started doing it. It's a, you know, they can turn anything into fitness. They turn ballet exercises into fitness exercises. Oh, is that new? Okay, great. Just like how Pilates used to be just plates. Right. Yeah.

Question number six. Remove a letter from a ringer to get the span of a monarchy. Remove a letter from ringer. Rain. Yes, rain. Very good. And now, finally, our last one for this game. Remove a letter from sellout to get a way to mess up someone's hair. Tussle. Yes, very good.

Very good. I thought that was going to be the hardest of them. Yeah. But instead, if anything, it was the easiest of them, probably. How about that?

How about that? No pain, no gain. Excellent work, but now that we've sweated off all those unsightly extra letters, we've got to find some way to dispose of them. How about we recycle them as today's Megaclue? Megaclue question.

To solve the Megaclue, I want you to take the letters you removed from those words, and I'll remind you what they are, and I want you to rearrange them to reveal a piece of workout equipment you could buy a drink from. And the letters are L-B-A-E- B, R, and L. And what's the clue? And the clue is a piece of- Barbell. Well, you don't even get the clue anymore. It's too late.

It was a piece of workout equipment you could buy a drink from, and the answer was barbell.

No, this time it's just another kind of bar. Let's not lose our pleasing disposition.

But first, please welcome the man who's got entertainment in his blood. But don't worry, he's taking something for it. Sean Hayes. Thanks for being here, Sean.

We've narrowed it down. Bye-bye. Nice work. Great work, guys. Well, listeners, did you do as well as Sean and Jeff? If so, your steak is free. But before you chow down, make sure you keep a little room for today's cliffhanger puzzle.

The cliffhanger puzzle is like if a genie let you wish for more wishes, except you only get one more wish, and it's a puzzle. And today's cliffhanger goes thusly. I'm going to read a sentence to you. Can you replace five parts of this sentence with five uses of the same one word while keeping the meaning of the sentence the same? So again, I'm going to read the sentence to you.

I want you to replace five parts of it with the same word while keeping the meaning the same. And that sentence is... After watching a concert and part of a tennis match on my TV, I put dishes on the table, then turned my clock back for daylight saving time. Okay. Again, I'll read you that sentence one more time. Yeah, slower. After...

After watching a concert and part of a tennis match on my TV, I put dishes on the table, then turned my clock back for daylight saving time. So for next episode, can you replace five of the parts of that sentence with the same single word and keep the meaning of the sentence the same? Yeah, yeah. Okay, very good.

Well, the feds are here, and this time they've got a warrant, so we better bring this episode to a close. But first, I'd like to thank Jeff Max for finding the quickest path to our hearts. And I'd like to thank Sean Hayes for taking a more roundabout route to the heart. He's getting there. He's on his way.

And I'd like to thank you, the listeners, for accepting these sound waves into your head right now. Until next time, this has been SmartList Presents Clueless. And I've been your host, Elliot Kalin, saying that by the power vested in me by the Universal Life Church and the state of Montana, I now pronounce you married to whoever you're sitting next to right now. Mazel tov. Very good.

Thank you to our partner, Monopoly, for supporting today's episode. Just like Clueless is a shorter, faster show from Smartless Media, Monopoly is introducing three new expansion packs that you add on to Classic Monopoly for fresh twists, faster gameplay, and a modern take on the game you love. I'm talking about Monopoly.

Look out for the all-new Buy Everything, Go to Jail, or free parking jackpot expansions to spice up your next game night. Pick your expansion and level up your game, available now on Amazon. Monopoly is a trademark of Hasbro.

27.

Scotty has 27 to Sean's 22. That's only one final round question away from, you know, that's a close game. That turned very close. That was close, yeah. So the winner is Scotty. Scotty, I hope this is something you can lord over Sean for at least an hour. I think it's already started. Good. I'm happy for you. Listeners at home, do you do as well as Sean and Scotty?

If not, then in the spirit of the sale cards from the Buy Everything expansion pack, I give you permission to purchase all of Scotty's correct answers. Now, you're the winner of the game. Congratulations. Sorry, Scotty. They bought it from you. Wow. Of course, the great thing about Monopoly is it brings so many people together, friends and relatives, cars and thimbles, top hats and little dogs.

So why not snuggle up close for today's final cliffhanger puzzle? Of course, today's cliffhanger puzzle is the anti-cliffhanger because we're going to give you the answer today. So let's call it an in-no-danger-of-falling puzzle. That's what we're doing today, an in-no-danger-of-falling puzzle. I love that. Sean, you got to spin last time.

So, Scotty, you get to spin the free parking expansion pack spinner to see what kind of trivia question I'll be asking you for this in-no-danger-of-falling non-cliffhanger puzzle. Okay, Scotty, ready to give it a spin?

And it's spinning. Let the record show that the spinner landed on Monopoly Special Editions as the category. So I'm going to ask you a question about Monopoly Special Editions. That question goes, Leslie. Monopoly is licensed in 103 countries, printed in 37 languages, and there are an estimated 2,500-plus special edition boards themed to locations, franchises, or notable individuals.

Which of these pop culture figures have never had their own themed Monopoly Special Edition? And your choices are Deadpool, Ted Lasso, Paris Hilton, or The Beatles, which have never had their own Monopoly Special Edition themed set. I'm going to say The Beatles, Scotty. I was going to say Ted Lasso.

There's something you love more than those things. Chocolate cake.

We're going to get through this. It's going to be a real rollercoaster episode for you. Just give me a minute.

Unfortunately, we just landed on go directly to the end of show. Before we go, I'd like to thank Scotty Eisnogel for advancing to the nearest utility and, if owned, buying it from the bank. I'd like to thank Sean Hayes for remembering it's not pronounced Monopoly. I really appreciate that you weren't calling it that.

But most of all, I'd like to thank you, the listener, for letting us have a monopoly on your ears. Until next time, this has been SmartList Presents Clueless. I've been your host, Ellie Kalin, and I'm playing my get out of this episode free card. See you, suckers.

The idea of him being in the same house as you is very creepy and weird. Very upsetting. Yeah. This is why we have the couple houses.

Scotty is quickly getting knocked out of the top five. That's disappointing. Yep. Today's episode, it's about the world of Monopoly. It's our special Monopoly episode. That's right, Monopoly, the game of wheeling and dealing and stealing from the bank when your friends are in the bathroom. So let's take the B&O Railroad over to wherever B&O are for today's first cliffhanger puzzle.

Now, without the make you wait for the answer feature. That's right. We're going to give you today's cliffhanger puzzles and then you'll get the answers today. Thanks to the fine people at Monopoly. Now to add even more Monopoly to this Monopoly episode, we have a selection of possible Monopoly trivia questions at our disposal. One each for each of the three new Monopoly expansion packs.

Free parking, go to jail, and buy everything. And also a question about the Monopoly tokens themselves and one about all the special edition boards that have been made over the years for Monopoly. To decide which of those various trivia question categories we'll be asking, I will have Sean spin the spinner from the free parking expansion set. Sean, set that spinner spinning.

I haven't done this since college. There we go. And it landed on Monopoly tokens. That will be the category for today's trivia question. Excellent spinning. Great spinning, Sean. Thank you. Well done. It's all in the wrist. Well spun. So today's first puzzle is a trivia question that goes thusly. Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly game set?

And your choices are T-Rex – the T stands for Tyrannosaurus – cannon, goose, or sack of money. Which of these has never been a token in the standard Monopoly set? Again, your choices are T-Rex – the dinosaur, not the band – cannon –

All right, let's see. By order of Milburn, Rich Uncle Pennybags, which, yes, is the Monopoly man's legal name. If you don't believe me, look up his birth certificate. It's on file. I shall reveal to you that you are correct. Yes, the answer is. The goose. Monopoly has never had a goose-shaped token. The cannon was in the original 1935 set.

The sack of money was voted for by the public and appeared in sets from the late 90s to 2007, kind of on the nose for the public to choose sack of money for Monopoly. And the T-Rex was briefly introduced in 2017. I assume it's extinct now. Nice work. All right.

And if you're a mastermind who loves a little chaos, like Sean, the Go to Jail expansion is a game changer. Jail isn't a punishment. It's strategic. Bribe, steal, and collect corruption cards to mess with your opponents. Turns out crime does pay, at least in Monopoly.

Available now on Amazon. All is fair in Monopoly expansions.

Do not pass go Do not pass go

I love every song. The show gets longer and longer. Yeah. There's no better song than a song that has copyright information in the song. Just to answer any questions about it.

Well, any Monopoly player knows that passing go is essential to staying alive in the game and possibly in real life too. So naturally, Clueless is here to make that a little difficult, to make sure that neither of you pass go. I'm going to give you clues to guess a series of words and phrases that end with the letters G-O. Remember – They always end in G-O.

You're not passing go, because there's no letters after G-O. Oh, I understand. You never pass and go. The letters end in G-O, the ones that you're going to guess, so you don't pass that. The other letters go before go, and then you just stop and go.

Then I'll know from the scream. So, for instance, if the clue was Latin American ballroom dance, The answer would be tango. Yes, tango. Very good. You didn't say tangos, which is good because you got to stop and go. We would have passed. Nothing past the G-O. That's correct. Guys, I cannot make this clear. You can't go past G-O. Just don't even do it.

The player at the end with the most points wins. The player with the least points will go to super jail from the go to jail expansion pack. Now on store shelves for Monopoly.

The first question. A company's symbol is its... Logo. Yes, logo. Very good. Number two. The Windy City is? Chicago. Chicago. Chicago. Very good. Another word for jargon is? Lingo. Oh, great. It's close to blue on the spectrum. Indigo. Very good. Sean got that one just right at the top. Okay. A pink waterfowl is a... Flamingo. Flamingo. Scotty. Your buddy in Spanish is your... Amigo. Amigo.

Lottery-style game with numbered balls is... Bingo. Oh, nice. Very good. A crime comedy film by the Coen brothers... Fargo.

Congratulations. You have won second prize in a beauty contest. It's even better than first prize because now you've got a goal to work towards. This is Clueless. I'm Clueless. Very nice. Welcome to SmartList Presents Clueless, the puzzle podcast that only asks 15 minutes of your time and offers you so much in return. I'm your host, Elliot Kalin, or at least that's what my parents told me.

Plastic building bricks to be mastered. Lego. That was, I think Sean got that first, which I should hope, since he has a close friend who's involved with Lego things. He would actually hit me if I didn't get that right. He'd throw Legos at you, yeah. He'd make something out of Legos and hit you with it, yeah. And this is number 10 for the end of the first round, because we're doing multiple rounds.

I know it. I know it. I can give you a follow-up clue if you need a follow-up clue. Yes, of course. Okay. He's the sidekick bird in Aladdin. Oh, my God.

I'm never going to get this. Hugo. No, Hugo is a good guess because it ends in G-O, but it's wrong. The answer is Iago. Iago. All right. Iago. Although I guess you could say the real villain in Othello is jealousy. Hey.

Okay, I'll do that.

Jealousy go. Jealousy go. You're right. I'm ruining my own game. Okay, so tallying up after 10 clues, the score is Sean has 1, 2, 3, 4. Scotty has 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Nice. So Scotty is in the lead. Amazing. I don't mean to sound as amazed. I'm sorry, Scotty. I shouldn't be so overly amazed with that. Wow.

No, no, but that's even better. It means that this is more of an exciting, dramatic comeback. Okay, moving on to round two. The rules are the same. Go, don't go past it. The words end in go. The questions, slightly trickier. Each answer is now worth two points. So the lead is only two points for Scotty from that last round.

So Sean could easily erase it and move forward, or Scotty could take an even further lead. Let's see what happens. Okay. Question number 11. Dizziness. Vertigo. Oh, boy. That was so close. That was neck and neck. I'm going to give each of you two on that one. We'll have to go to the tail of the tape, but we don't have it. So number 12. A chain of islands is an? Oh, God. A chain of islands.

I don't know. I'm never going to get it. I can hear the audience screaming at us right now. Yeah, they're screaming at you. The only clue I have for you is probably not going to be that helpful. What is it? The word that's missing from the title of Alexander Solzhenitsyn's The Gulag. Good Lord.

It's the only association I have with that word. No, I have no idea. Should we move on to the next one? Yeah. All right. The answer was archipelago. Oh, yes. I didn't know that was a string of islands, but yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what it is, a string of islands. Question number 13. You guys will get this. A kind of ship or a kind of shorts? Cargo. Very good. A milk cheese similar to Parmesan? Uh...

Oh.

Yeah, I don't know either. Okay, the answer is Asiago. Asiago cheese. These are the tough ones. These are the two-point ones, but you'll get this one. Fair enough. Manufacturer of camper vans. Winnebago. Winnebago. Oh, that's great. I feel like Scotty started first, but Sean finished the word first. He did. Scotty took longer to say the word, but Sean finished it.

Okay, go ahead. Number 16. Island that forms a country with Trinidad. Do we know it? I'm going through my world knowledge. You'll think about it. So they're often referred to as Trinidad and? Trinigo.

Geography, not my strong suit. Okay. Want me to tell you what it is? Yes. Tobago or Tobago. Trinidad and Tobago. Wouldn't have gotten it. Wouldn't have gotten it. Okay. Well, how about this one? Question 17. Tree whose extract is often used as a memory supplement.

Ginkgo. Ginkgo. Oh, ginkgo biloba.

You know what? You were thinking bilobago. Bilobago. It's very difficult, yeah. Yeah, yeah. A trade ban is an? Embargo. Embargo. Yes, very good. God, you're fast. You might order movie tickets from?

I've never seen two people verbally scramble over each other that way. Question 20, the final one for this round. Freud said that this part of the mind acts as our conscience. Ego. Ego. You're both wrong. I apologize. Would you like another try at it? Because you're almost there. Ego-go? If it's not just an ego, if it's even bigger and more powerful than ego, it would be... Super ego.

Now, please welcome the man who thinks community chest means everyone wants to see him take his shirt off, Sean Hayes.

Yeah, super ego. There's the id, the ego, and the super ego. Very easy to confuse them because they've got almost the same name.

Id-go. All right, after round two, let's tally up the score again.

Okay, 17. I'll take it. But just in case you think we passed Go, I've got a rude awakening for you. We did not pass Go, because it's time for the Mega Clue.

Which is going to be the hardest words and phrases ending in G-O yet. So there are fewer of them. Each one is worth five points. Get ready to give me some mega answers for the mega clue as we mega don't pass mega. So let's go for it. Okay, question 21. Russian novel made into a film starring Omar Sharif. You've got this one. I can see Scott.

Don't look in the other organs.

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A huge round of applause as at the end of a play. This is a tricky one. It's like a standing ovation. You got it, Sean. Standing O. Yes. Oh. Oh, God. Yeah. All right. I heard you say it not as the answer, but just as thinking. But yeah, that's what it was. Standing O. And 25. Finally, a fictional thief who, quote, sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina. Carmen Sandiego.

Sean Hayes and Smartless Media are excited to announce the birth of an all-new baby podcast. The podcast weighs in at a healthy 10 to 12 minutes. Sean Hayes is resting comfortably. This is Clueless. I'm Clueless! Okay. With me on every episode of this show is the man who loves games more than is really healthy, Mr. Sean Hayes.

Who do we have with us today? It's Will Arnett and Jason Bateman, everybody. Hi. Hi. We're excited.

Will, Jason, welcome to the show. How does it feel to be Sean's funny friends and family?

Before we begin, I have to know one thing. Jason and Will, what is your Sean Hayes gaming experience up to this point? Has he ever asked you to do it in public before?

Sean is a master gamer. I love getting that peek inside of your relationship. It briefly turned into a James Bond movie with all the international locations that got thrown into the mix. Sean, Will, Jason, enough talking about the past. Let's look ahead to the present. Today's main event, it's a numbers game, TV show edition. Cue the theme song.

It's a numbers game. It's so good. All right, let's begin. This game is built around TV shows with numbers in their titles. You are going to be tested on your very useful knowledge of television shows and also your very useless knowledge of basic elementary school math. 227. Two seven. You were so ready with a number right off the bat. It will be a winner in one of these questions.

You're going to have to recognize the show, understand the number, and then solve the equation using the missing numbers. And you can get a bonus point as a group for responding with an answer in the form of a TV show title. So I'm going to give you an example. This is just a practice one. This doesn't count to your score. Let's try this out. If I said day fiancé minus – for 30 –

what would the answer be? And you can talk it out too, work it out between yourselves.

Yep, you got that right. And if you wanted that extra point, what is there? A show title with 60 minutes. Oh, 60 minutes. You got it, 60 minutes. You could have also said Studio 60 or any of the millions of TV shows that have 60 in their titles. Okay, then let's play. It's a numbers game, TV show edition. The first question is, million dollar man divided by stooges. Six million dollar man. Yep.

You got it. Perfect. Two points. Two and a half minutes.

You used it right away. I feel like I should give you double extra points because there's two twos in that name. Yeah, you should. I would like it. I'll take it. Okay. So that's three points total for that first question. You're getting more points than you're supposed to. Question two is Reno nine plus and a half man.

It can be seen massively successful. Young people love it. Young people love it. Yeah, but it sucks.

Let's go to question three. This one might be a little more difficult. I'm going to try to enunciate as much as I can. This is heaven times company. Seventh heaven.

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It could have been six's company. Who's your cable provider? Because you're at different shows. Three and a half men, six's company. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That was very fast, very impressive. You guys are blazing through this game. Let's continue it to number four. This question is, Beverly Hills 0210 minus is enough.

Yeah, very good. You got it. Murder One. That's two full points. It's just fantastic. Sean, by the way, you suck at this game.

Question five.

Things I hate about you minus Babylon.

Wow.

You all have such unique strengths that come together as a team. Jason, with the numbers. Will, with the TV shows. Sean, with the writing down the numbers. Yeah. Which... It's good for record keeping for later. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Sean, how excited are you for this new podcast on a scale from 9 to 10?

Okay, that was a great game. You guys played an amazing game. But just because you're done with the game does not mean the game is done with you. There's also the matter of this episode's mega clue. Mega clue question. Beautiful. This is a final question made out of the answers of all the previous questions. So I'm going to remind you what those answers were.

I would tell everyone, except Sean doesn't need to know this because he already has it. Everyone take a moment to get a pen, something to write on, so I can remind you of what the correct answers were.

And then subtract from that number. That was great.

Amazing. Talk about your superpower. Mask.

Now, add those numbers together, 42, and then subtract the number of monkeys in the title of a television adaptation of a 1990s science fiction film. And then tell me, can you think of a show with that number in the title?

34, but it's... 34.

30-something. Oh, wait, what? 42 minus 12, 12 monkeys for 30. And then I was hoping that someone would say 30 something because it's the rare television show where they spelled out the number. They didn't just put a numeral there. Yeah, that's right. And for one final, absolutely last question, take that last number and I want you to add it up. Yep.

Take that last number, add it to 9,970, and can you tell me the name of any pyramids that are worth that much money?

$100,000.

It's a lot of fun.

Yeah. Listeners at home, did you do better or worse than these actual 100% authentic famous people? If you did better, maybe you should be famous. Your mom keeps telling me how talented you are. Think about it. Sean, Will, Jason, thank you so much for being with us today. I'll be very sad to see you go.

So it's a good thing the show's not over yet because every episode of Clueless ends with the cliffhanger puzzle.

You wanted more sting music, you got it. Heavy bass line. The cliffhanger puzzle is just a little bit of extra puzzle. We put it in a Tupperware for you to take home and pick at it until the next episode. And today's puzzle takes the form of a little story. It seems that the energy drink Prime Hydration has been so successful that the company celebrated by creating two solid gold Prime bottles.

The gold bottles are an appropriate vessel for the drink. Silver bottles would also be appropriate, but iron or tin bottles would not be. Why is that the case? That's for you to noodle over until our next episode. Sean, Will, Jason, are you guys going to get any sleep between now and the moment you learn the answer to this puzzle? Not if I get all hopped up on prime beverage.

Yeah, I'm going to sleep great. I'm going to be honest with you. Maybe even better. Maybe a little better than normal.

We'll reveal the answer to today's cliffhanger puzzle at the top of our next episode, which, guess what? You can listen to right now. Just click the link in this episode description to follow us on Apple Podcasts or search for SmartList Presents Clueless in your podcast app of choice. Make sure to follow, subscribe, rate, review, all the things that you can do to let us know you love this show.

Now, Sean, we should explain to the listener. Okay. What is this show all about? Each episode, you'll be playing a different main game, and it might be a word puzzle or identifying a song or choosing the odd one out. That game is called Odd One Out, but it won't just be you competing alone. You'll also be bringing on a selection of your funny friends and family to play along.

And with that, this first episode of Clueless must come to an end. Will, Jason, thank you so much for joining us. Sean, thank you for being Sean Hayes. Somebody has to. I'm glad you took the burden off. Exhausting, yeah. And as long as I'm just handing out thank yous, why don't I toss one to the audience's way as well? Thank you, audience, for listening to this show. This has been Clueless.

We'll be back next episode with more puzzles and more Sean Hayes, not necessarily in that order. I've been your host, Elliot Kalin, reminding you to join us next time because if you give us less than 24 hours notice, we still have to charge you for the appointment. Goodbye.