Ellis Jones

And I'm like, no.

I'll introduce you to him.

This dude was living on a boat.

This guy's like a legend.

He was living on a crab boat.

Living on a crab boat for free in Fisherman's Wharf.

And I guess like...

with a boat title, you can transfer the title from one vessel to another, but you have to sink that vessel.

So they were like waiting to do that.

And so his job was to stay on the boat and run the bilge.

So it didn't sink into the bay before they could get a new boat to transfer the title.

Um, I don't know why I went off on that little tangent, but anyway, so she throws me out, he's fronting me pounds and Molly here and there and liquid, all kinds of shit.

And, um,

He was like, dude, you're staying either at a friend's house every night of the week or with a different chick.

Like, I'll front you whatever you need to make money.

Do you want to have a bunch of money or do you want to like spend that consulting money?

Do you want to spend that on getting set up at an apartment in San Francisco that in five years you're not going to be able to afford anyway?

Right.

So I was like, yeah, I guess you got a good point.

So I spent a year in San Francisco just couch surfing, playing Tinder.