Ellis Jones

So whatever, they go, all right, you don't got anything but on you.

He puts the back in my pocket.

Just bought a brand new eight.

He's like, how much do you pay for this?

I was like, 40 bucks.

He's like, all right, put it in my pocket.

Yeah, right.

I believe it.

San Francisco, it gets down like that.

But so then the rest of the night.

I go into the bar at the same place, and every time I finish a beer, I go into the bathroom and poke holes in the beer can and smoke in the bathroom so that I don't go out in the alley anymore and get harassed by these cops until the bartender figures out what I'm doing and kicks me out of the bar.

So my friend Lexi was like, we were making fun of how people think that their story is more –

like, exciting or enticing than it really is.

Like, oh, you smoked once and you DJed and found out you were bisexual.

So she's like, replace all that weed that you were smoking with.

Not me, but... But it's like, it's not that interesting of a story, but when there was that memoir phase, everybody's writing one thing and like, oh, I'm so wild, I have such crazy stories.

And she's like, you should just...

say it was, you were smoking in the bathroom.

Just like, she's like, go through the book.

And every time you're like talking about smoking a joint, change it to correct.