Ellis Jones

And she goes, Ellis Jones.

And throws the curtain open.

And she goes, your name is Ellis Jones?

And I was like, yep.

And so whatever.

It was like a funny joke when I went back to the bar the next day with the bracelet that said Ellis Jones from the hospital.

So I was just like thinking, oh, I'm going to rewrite future drugs or something.

So maybe you don't want to put this in because it's all about the pen name.

I don't know.

It's your bucket.

I'm just telling stories.

Cause you were saying, put it at the end anyway.

Like if we do break the fourth wall, like put it at the end, but just bill it as Ellis Jones.

I like that.

So that's where the name came from is I, it was like my fake, they have, uh, cops in San Francisco that aren't real cops.

They ride around on the bus and they're like a private security force, but they look and act like cops and they write you tickets for not paying the, uh,

the ticket like or paying your fare to get on but it doesn't it's not a criminal offense it goes against your like credit score or something right like so i'll just tell them ellis jones all the time right but i wasn't going to do it because i thought maybe it's kind of corny having a pin name and i didn't want people to think i'm like i hate people who move to places like new york and san francisco and they don't do anything to contribute to the culture they just they

think that they're valuable because they live in this kind of cool place, you know?

So I didn't want anybody to be like, well, you're just trying to associate yourself with somewhere cooler than where you grew up.

Right.