Ellis Jones
๐ค SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That's how many books she's bought and given away.
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Yeah, even she, her favorite author is Stephen King, and she hasn't read the new Stephen King book.
She's been listening to it on Audible.
So, yeah, I am.
I'm being โ but what about this?
Okay, so instead of Audible, how about I do a Patreon page, and then I do it like kind of half reading the book to them and then half making fun of them for listening to audiobooks because I think that's pussy is reading or listening to audiobooks.
No offense, but I like to read.
Books that are made of paper.
So I just feel like it's childish.
Like, read to me.
Please, read to me.
Yes, I want you to listen to a cassette tape.
I want you to hold a cassette in your hand.
I want you to have to pause.
What's a cassette tape?
That is not true.
That is not true.
Go to shows.
And I'll bet you, if you go to the merch table, they will have a cassette.