Ellis Jones

And I'm so wasted that they're like thinking about comping me a room because I'm like incapacitated.

I mean, somebody could have even put something in my drink.

That's how fucked up I was.

It's more than likely that I just got hammered.

So they, instead they call me a cab and they shoved me into a cab.

I kind of blackout, don't know what happened, but I get out of the cab and I'm miles from home.

And, uh,

I go into a store to buy more beer because that's what I need right now.

You know, a couple of beers to drink.

Remind me to tell you about open carry and then I'll get the out of here.

So go into the store, put my pin in, put the wrong pin in because I'm so drunk.

Walk out of the store with the beer anyway.

beer open start walking down the street go sit in front of a fast food restaurant and wait for an uber like i'm calling an uber and then the boys roll up on me and they're like you know you didn't pay for that right and i'm doing the whole i'm doing the bosiac yes sir no sir hands up right being you know cooperative and uh they're like you put the wrong pin in and you still walked out with the beer and i was like oh man so i gotta go to jail and they're like

well, where do you live?

And I'm like, down that way, like a mile, you know?

And they're like, all right, what do you say?

Like write him a ticket for theft under 500 bucks.

And then we'll, and they gave me a ride home.

Oh, nice.

Like it goes up.