Ellis Jones
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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He went in the store, put the wrong pin in.
The police corroborates that.
I think we can drop the charges.
And the judge goes, then we're going to drop the charges.
And he goes, Mr. Brooks, try not to get too intoxicated.
College World Series coming up.
And just let me go.
So I have the crinkled up citation on my wall in a frame with the dismissal letter that I got.
It's like my diploma from a lifetime of the oldest juvenile delinquent known to mankind.
There's your...
There's your title right there.
So if you keep telling me I'm justifying and I'm resentful and I'm...
I learned my lesson, man.
I'm rehabilitated.
It took 20 years.
I'm sorry to hear about your friend.
Yeah, it's really sad.
It's fucked up.
You know what's really fucked up, man, is like the people who I've been the closest with have died in these really tragic ways.
Like, I mean, I feel like the people on this planet who have lived a very strange life and the people who have understood me.