Ellis Jones

Class clown.

Dad didn't want me skating.

He didn't want me playing guitar and stuff.

He saw that as a one-way ticket to being a bum.

I feel like your dad was on point, though.

He was, but he also was a very sadistic...

Punisher.

It was okay to beat your kids then.

I just talked to him yesterday and he's like, I was like, you know, with all these new things with like parenting and stuff, like if you were my age and you had a kid now in this day and age, would you still beat the shit out of your kids?

And he's like, yeah, yeah, no, I don't, I don't feel that way.

I don't think I needed to be here.

Let me give you an example of like the extremes my dad would go to.

I wasn't really allowed to have a lot of friends.

We never had people over at the house.

And on my 11th birthday, me and my brother got to have a friend over.

And the dog took a shit on the carpet in the living room.

And my dad grabbed me by my neck and held my face up to the dog shit.

And hit me like you do a dog.

That's the kind of shit he would do.

Extreme punishments.