Ellis Jones

Right.

Like, you know, kids aren't – that's not funny.

That's not cool.

They're making fun of you because you're a 16-year-old freshman.

Right.

My homie Ian, who's like a famous chef now, he –

He felt really bummed at me.

He was really embarrassed.

He was like, I'm almost done with Algebra 1, and then I'll be a junior, and he's 16 too, just because he couldn't pass Algebra.

So I was like, yeah, why am I doing this when I know how to get money, and I know how to fuck bitches.

That's all I wanted to do.

They got me locked up in the first place, sent down to Jamaica.

So I go get my GED, go to P-TECH, take the GED, don't study, take the GED, pass it.

So now I can work and whatever.

But I worked... So I get a job at McDonald's and I worked there for 15 seconds, dude.

I...

Literally, I get the tour of the place.

There's this guy, Brian, who's been there for 15 years, and he has cheeseburger grease all over his face and pimples.

And 15 years he's been at McDonald's.

And I'm like, I don't know how long I'm going to work here, but it ain't going to be that long.