Ellis Jones

We'd get into fights and he'd throw me out and then he'd report me as a runaway.

So to absolve himself of his kid being out of the house when he's not supposed to.

So now I'm basically spending every day like I'm on the run.

Right.

You know?

But I get a super cool probation officer.

This dude looks like Shaq.

I actually used to sell.

It did.

It looked just like Shaquille O'Neal.

His name was Pierre.

Big, big dude.

Can you say big black guy?

He's a big black guy.

Yeah.

He looked like Shaquille O'Neal.

His name was Pierre.

I was like, oh, I thought that was funny.

He's got this kind of like...

pussy ass name but he's like he would you up uh where's pete what pete's name's pierre no i'm sorry he's like you're not you're not a bad kid you're not a criminal he doesn't know what i've been up to i'm really not i'm petty thief yeah you know i'm not but i'm not a real criminal he's got armed robbers on his book he's got yeah he's got 17 year olds that are doing home invasions yes yeah 100 you know florida kick no shit is what they call it here uh so