Ellis Jones
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And so I line up my foot.
Every night when I finish homework, I would line my footlocker up right here, put a book underneath it, and then knock the book out so that this heavy ass military footlocker would fall on my thumb.
I was trying to keep it broken.
I know.
I know.
I was desperate, dude.
I mean, I'd really like to hear what you think about that.
I want to know what that look was all about.
It sounds horrible.
It is.
It is.
People do desperate things, man.
Like, so.
That was not working.
The bone was still healing, right?
So then I get, and this is probably gonna make you cringe, but I get the bright idea that like, I'm gonna make up some kind of crime and I'm gonna make up that I was involved in some kind of heinous crime outside before I got locked up that they will never be able to prove happen.
So that it adds to the psych case.
You know what I'm saying?
They'll either think that I'm lying or they'll think that I'm hallucinating this.
Right?