Ellis Jones

He would basically do stand-up on the Saturday classes.

I would look forward to it.

uh, but he works at the Pinellas County.

He's like the Lieutenant of the bailiffs at the jail or something.

I didn't reach out.

I'm not gonna, I don't want to hang out with a cop, but, uh, but there was this one female guard who was a smoke show, dude.

I mean, like I'm talking about furious, furious masturbation at night when she was working, like, and, uh,

She was always the one, too.

When I ended up getting arrested in my early 20s, I'd go to Pinellas County Jail, and she'd already been back.

She was an intake, and she recognized me from boot camp, and she goes, what platoon were you in?

She's like, I knew you were going to end up here because this whole time these guys are like, you're not going to get better.

You guys aren't going to get better.

We're just making – this is job security.

We're training the new crop of criminals that are going to be in the county jail when you guys graduate this program.

And so she shames me when I come into the holding, right?

Well, I remembered her name.

Rutz was her last name, right?

And every once in a while, especially when I come back here, I'm like –

Maybe I could meet up with this bride.

Like, you know what I mean?