Ellis Jones
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Like, you got to march.
Guards talk to you like you're a dog.
Like...
And I was like, if I have to go – if I fuck up and go to prison and I have to get treated like that by a guard and then I also have to watch my asshole when I'm showering and shitting, like I don't want any part of that.
Like I'm not going to get in any kind of trouble.
So I go to Texas and I'm doing really well.
But I'm not getting the action I want in Texas.
I can't get a chick to fuck me.
I just can't have any fun.
I don't want to commit crimes, but I want to have fun.
And Texas was just boring.
So I go back to Florida.
It's kind of a law and order state.
Yeah, and it's also just the deep suburbs.
Pinellas County is small, and there's a lot of different shit to do in that small area.
There's the beach.
There's this, that, the other thing.
And as soon as I get back...
I'm at a party.
And there's a dude hanging out there with this chick who's like... She's like the chick who popped everybody's cherry.