Ellis Jones

What were you saying?

$15,000, $30,000 a month to take a picture of their beaver and put it on the internet?

Nobody wants to see my balls.

Nobody wants to see them.

And they don't want to see pictures.

I'd have a ring light.

I'd have two ring lights, one for each ball.

Yeah.

So let's get, we got to stay on topic, dude.

ADHD, man.

This is the ADHD radio hour.

You know what it is, is be destitute because I've been broke and homeless at different times and women will, they'll, they'll give you a place to stay, but then you're kind of like their dog for 48 hours or something like that for their weekend, you know, like, and that's kind of being a male prostitute.

You're just not walking away with any money afterwards.

Like you're just, it's a privilege to get laid and have somewhere to sleep for the night.

I'm a rental dude.

Odds and ends.

I'm cool with being a rental.

I'll put up some curtains.

Like if you're going to let me stay, there was a period of time where I didn't have anywhere to stay in San Francisco.

It was getting too expensive.