Emily Jashinsky
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Because there's no freaking conservative late night host on ABC, NBC or CBS who could possibly be censored by the FCC.
Like, that's not a thing that exists.
There's no conservative news anchor at any of those networks who could be censored.
Who's the conservative David Muir?
Tell me.
There isn't one.
So what do you mean?
Like, it's going to be flipped around.
It already has been.
Like, that is abundantly true.
Fox News has severed bow ties with Tucker Carlson.
After all these years, they are parting ways, which means he was fired.
I mean, that's really what parting ways means.
Tucker couldn't be reached for comment.
He's already on a plane to Moscow to meet with his manager.
But what a shock.
I mean, what an absolutely delightful shock this is.
Now Tucker can spend more time at home tanning his testicles and...
touching himself to that sexy green M&M.
Sadly, he's probably not done poisoning old people's brains.