Emily Vernem

Or is it all pretty straightforward?

Like, tell me your favorite color.

I don't know.

Whatever.

Your favourite colour will tell me so much about you.

Because I think, for example, that trick about the photos is excellent because we all want to post the really flattering picture of ourselves, but we also don't want to turn up.

I've got feedback from people in my world that like you don't want to turn up at a date and the first thing you see on their face be like a flicker of...

I can, as Clavicular would say, ascend.

I can ascend.

I'm starting here with the messy bun, but then I can get to here, but I'll be back down here again by Tuesday.

I don't want you to be upset about that.

I think that's genius.

Is everyone just trying to, huh?

I'm also so sorry that I sound like that auntie who's like, tell me about what it's like out there.

That is so funny.

That just reminds me of Barbie and them all singing that song about pushing on.

Oh, come on.

It's annoying.

Send me to Miranda July World.

Exactly.