Emily

He was nervous. He has eight siblings.

He was nervous. He has eight siblings.

A little bit scattered around. So there were red flags when I first met her. But they're, like, funny red flags. Quirky things. Like, she used to steal baby ducks from their mom behind Target and then sell them. What?

A little bit scattered around. So there were red flags when I first met her. But they're, like, funny red flags. Quirky things. Like, she used to steal baby ducks from their mom behind Target and then sell them. What?

A little bit scattered around. So there were red flags when I first met her. But they're, like, funny red flags. Quirky things. Like, she used to steal baby ducks from their mom behind Target and then sell them. What?

Wait, real ducks? Real live baby ducks? Oh, my God. On, like, the black market? On, like, Facebook, I think. She used to hatch baby chicks in a room off her kitchen. Okay.

Wait, real ducks? Real live baby ducks? Oh, my God. On, like, the black market? On, like, Facebook, I think. She used to hatch baby chicks in a room off her kitchen. Okay.

Wait, real ducks? Real live baby ducks? Oh, my God. On, like, the black market? On, like, Facebook, I think. She used to hatch baby chicks in a room off her kitchen. Okay.

Okay. These were things that I thought were odd, but she was living off the land, homesteading. Also, this is Florida.

Okay. These were things that I thought were odd, but she was living off the land, homesteading. Also, this is Florida.

Okay. These were things that I thought were odd, but she was living off the land, homesteading. Also, this is Florida.

She's a Tanya type. Funnily enough, that's the name I'm going to use for my oldest daughter. Okay. But yeah, so she was a little bit eccentric. But then there were other things that were harder for me to swallow. Her house was scary. There were flies everywhere.

She's a Tanya type. Funnily enough, that's the name I'm going to use for my oldest daughter. Okay. But yeah, so she was a little bit eccentric. But then there were other things that were harder for me to swallow. Her house was scary. There were flies everywhere.

She's a Tanya type. Funnily enough, that's the name I'm going to use for my oldest daughter. Okay. But yeah, so she was a little bit eccentric. But then there were other things that were harder for me to swallow. Her house was scary. There were flies everywhere.

My oldest still doesn't eat strawberry jam because she thought it had flies in it. Oh. And when you turn on the kitchen lights, all the cockroaches scare her.

My oldest still doesn't eat strawberry jam because she thought it had flies in it. Oh. And when you turn on the kitchen lights, all the cockroaches scare her.

My oldest still doesn't eat strawberry jam because she thought it had flies in it. Oh. And when you turn on the kitchen lights, all the cockroaches scare her.

So it was dirty as hell. Yes. Well, she used vinegar to clean because that's natural. Yeah. Okay. But here's the icing on the cake. She had a composting toilet.

So it was dirty as hell. Yes. Well, she used vinegar to clean because that's natural. Yeah. Okay. But here's the icing on the cake. She had a composting toilet.

So it was dirty as hell. Yes. Well, she used vinegar to clean because that's natural. Yeah. Okay. But here's the icing on the cake. She had a composting toilet.