Emma Doard

That's just hidden away.

So it heals very well.

And obviously, when you decide that you don't want it, no one's going to want it.

But I said, oh, wait until you're grand to see it.

Now I know she's not their daughter.

But I can only imagine if I'd rocked up to that gaff with a septum piercing, like a piercing in between my two nostrils, how my mother and my father would have reacted.

And I'm sure she rocked from the house and they said, that's lovely.

Or just, hmm, what are you up to?

Like, I was like.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

So I remember going to get my, did I ever tell you about when I went to go and get my tongue pierced?

Oh, I had to go get my tongue pierced.

Yeah, piercing your tongue.

Yeah, but then it did eventually heal.

But when my mother, when I went for my first ultrasound with my mother...

hilarious the belly button was piercing the tattoo and she just goes she just kind of looked up like well fucking here we'd like to know what I mean I should have known here's the signs but okay go on went to get the tongue pierced and it was a big thing of my mum was like you know don't get it done whatever I was like I'm getting it done I think I was 16 so legally I think you had to be 16 I was like there's nothing you can do I'm getting it done whatever did a big fucking speech off I went down the road having a smoke delight with myself

They wouldn't pierce it because of my veins.

So he looked at my tongue and he says, no, he said, it's too risky on your tongue.

It's too veiny.