Emma Doran

That's why it's damp.

You know, because it's that thing where it's just about nearly dry, but there's a few strands that are a bit wet.

And I was like, oh my God, he thinks I'm greasy.

No, no, no, I've washed it this morning.

So that made me, I felt weird then.

I was like, he must think I have some weird thing about, oh, I only wash my own hair or some shite.

Yes.

so it's a broadsheet so i left i didn't have to like dust off the push-up bra or anything like that you know we were going for a smoky eye do we say a smoky eye still yes i gave my vape to somebody else while the pictures were being taken and i said could you mind that for me while we do these pictures the vape cannot be seen this person i hire someone to hold my vapes yeah yeah yeah

It actually wasn't too bad.

It was quite quick.

So I got the hair done.

Now, I love getting all this stuff done because hairdressers and makeup artists always have the best gossip and the best things to tell you.

The makeup artist was telling me he had gotten into trouble because

or not trouble, but had kind of been told maybe stop that, forgetting people who were coming in to get their makeup done.

He had been getting them pissed.

So there had been kind of word coming back that people were leaving the salon slurring their words.

Yes, but he introduced me to a new drink that I'd never heard of before called the Gerlo, okay?

Right.

So I was like, what's a gurlo?

So a gurlo is you get a Prosecco glass and you put a half shot of gin in the bottom and then you top it up with Prosecco.