Emma Roberts

Next is something from a very funny writer named Jen Spira.

She's written for The Onion, The New Yorker, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

And this piece is from her first short story collection, which is called Big Time.

You know, Emma actually initially loved the story so much that she almost read it herself, but she chose something else.

But we are very, very happy with who we've gotten instead.